I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.
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The real "wavestopper" that will protect your brain is a robust ad blocker, and get off of facebook.
If I say that ads give out brainrot waves would people be more excited about this?
@futurebird
I haven't spent any significant time on Facebook in years, and even before then, my adblocking software tended to remove the worst of the crap. So... yeah. -
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I logged in to Facebook this morning after the longest break yet (many months or maybe a year). At first it was nice to see what people were doing, but eventually it became a solid stream of targeting me with bs. Useless.@sollat @futurebird If you use it on the computer and not an app there is a firefox extension that will block ads and everything you don't actually follow called "social fixer"
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As we say in England - they must be Havn a laugh...
The reviews are quite something. Trying to summon the energy to look up the 'Clinician Reviewed' quacks.... Probably low energy because of the signals. Maybe I need a hat.
WaveStopper™ Lightweight Beanie | EMF Radiation-Proof Clothing | HAVN
Wireless radiation-blocking beanie 99% wireless radiation blocked Soft Knit Lightweight Beanie Hat, with a Silver Inner Lining Tested & certified in military-grade labs
HAVN (havnwear.com)
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I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.
The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!
(I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)
@futurebird The leaps people go to in order to avoid acknowledging that Covid causes brain fog and many other symptoms. This won't stop brain fog as it does absolutely nothing for the underlying causes.
It's predatory as fuck. And it won't even work as claimed. Plus it's made-up certification? I hate this. May the designers step on legos for the rest of their lives.
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I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.
The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!
(I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)
@futurebird wow, their website is a real mess… fearmongering blog posts, shady emr detectors…
…buuut they do also make a tinfoil bra
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I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.
The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!
(I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)
That price says enough. Dogs are whistling indeed
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They seem to be real people, the next question is do they know they are being used on this site or nah?
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Around 25 years ago, there was a not-very-serious paper from MIT that pointed out that tinfoil hats are basically parabolic reflectors and so, rather than keeping out rays, they will focus them on the brain.
Possibly worth sharing with people who might buy this nonsense.
Hah. What the MIT folks didn't realize is that by FOCUSING THE RADIO WAVES your brain becomes MORE POWERFUL!
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I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.
The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!
(I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)
Hah. I put a small Linux distro on the vax chips in my bloodstream, and now I can get 5G through my teeth. Why would I want to go back?
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They seem to be real people, the next question is do they know they are being used on this site or nah?
I had a sales email recently where I reverse image searched the staff and there was over a hundred profiles on LinkedIn for each person. Different names, companies, countries.
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I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.
The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!
(I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)
@futurebird
Eyes are the most likely damaged by radio waves. Cataracts.
Never stare into the waveguide or face a transmitting dish or Yagi!
That's maybe 1000 times the power density of a phone at your ear and perhaps WiFi at normal distance is 100 times less.This is pointless unless a full body suit with metal mesh at mouth, eyes, nose and ears. Even then it not needed in any normal situation.
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I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.
The "Wavestopper" costs $88 Free Shipping!
(I checked. It is not an April Fools joke. Selling to people with "brain fog" feels a little predatory to me.)
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Thanks! Enjoyable info!
p.s. I looked up IEEE-299. It's a test method standard, not a standard on how well this hat protects you from Larry Ellison or ICE. Too bad!
@oldclumsy_nowmad @futurebird I was going to look it up myself but realised the futility of it. IEEE is not a military organisation and real military standards tend to start with MIL, I think. Even if not, that whole line at the bottom screams fake.
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Around 25 years ago, there was a not-very-serious paper from MIT that pointed out that tinfoil hats are basically parabolic reflectors and so, rather than keeping out rays, they will focus them on the brain.
Possibly worth sharing with people who might buy this nonsense.
@david_chisnall @futurebird given the price and material used, guessing they're doing* a mini Faraday cage? while a silly thing to put on one's head, it'd be a great for - random example - tossing your phone inside during a protest
(*gesturing towards uselessly in its intended role as a hat)
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@Tak @futurebird
Or exactly like Audiophool cables? -
@david_chisnall @futurebird given the price and material used, guessing they're doing* a mini Faraday cage? while a silly thing to put on one's head, it'd be a great for - random example - tossing your phone inside during a protest
(*gesturing towards uselessly in its intended role as a hat)
A Faraday Cage needs to be completely enclosed. Most people regard placing metal all of the way through their necks unfavourably.
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@futurebird@sauropods.win
IEEE-299:Uniform measurement procedures and techniques are provided for determining the effectiveness of electromagnetic shielding enclosures at frequencies from 9 kHz to 18 GHz (extendable to 50 Hz and 100 GHz, respectively) for enclosures having all dimension greater than or equal to 2.0 m.
damn those people have massive heads@sam @futurebird
The measurements will show the effectiveness is very poor because it doesn't totally enclose the head. That would need a full body with mesh inserts to see, hear and breath, unless the head is removed. -
A Faraday Cage needs to be completely enclosed. Most people regard placing metal all of the way through their necks unfavourably.
Getting a metal mesh implanted below my brain so I can get full coverage.
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@sam @futurebird
The measurements will show the effectiveness is very poor because it doesn't totally enclose the head. That would need a full body with mesh inserts to see, hear and breath, unless the head is removed. -
@oldclumsy_nowmad @futurebird I was going to look it up myself but realised the futility of it. IEEE is not a military organisation and real military standards tend to start with MIL, I think. Even if not, that whole line at the bottom screams fake.
It does have fake vibes, for sure.
p.s. I'm not up to date on the subject of MIL stds, but in the past some military equipment has been specified by IEEE standards. Onesy-twosy stuff, experimental or noncritical, or for testing not service.
