I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

[aaidanbird@disabled.social]

@futurebird The leaps people go to in order to avoid acknowledging that Covid causes brain fog and many other symptoms. This won't stop brain fog as it does absolutely nothing for the underlying causes.

It's predatory as fuck. And it won't even work as claimed. Plus it's made-up certification? I hate this. May the designers step on legos for the rest of their lives.

[brhfl@digipres.club]

@futurebird wow, their website is a real mess… fearmongering blog posts, shady emr detectors…

…buuut they do also make a tinfoil bra

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@futurebird

That price says enough. Dogs are whistling indeed

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@TheBreadmonkey

They seem to be real people, the next question is do they know they are being used on this site or nah?

[lemgandi@mastodon.social]

@david_chisnall @futurebird

Hah. What the MIT folks didn't realize is that by FOCUSING THE RADIO WAVES your brain becomes MORE POWERFUL!

[lemgandi@mastodon.social]

@futurebird

Hah. I put a small Linux distro on the vax chips in my bloodstream, and now I can get 5G through my teeth. Why would I want to go back?

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@futurebird

I had a sales email recently where I reverse image searched the staff and there was over a hundred profiles on LinkedIn for each person. Different names, companies, countries.

[raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie]

@futurebird
Eyes are the most likely damaged by radio waves. Cataracts.
Never stare into the waveguide or face a transmitting dish or Yagi!
That's maybe 1000 times the power density of a phone at your ear and perhaps WiFi at normal distance is 100 times less.

This is pointless unless a full body suit with metal mesh at mouth, eyes, nose and ears. Even then it not needed in any normal situation.

[eestileib@tech.lgbt]

@futurebird

"I dunno man I've got this brain fog, must be 5g"

_passes blunt, sips beer_

[muddle@infosec.exchange]

@oldclumsy_nowmad @futurebird I was going to look it up myself but realised the futility of it. IEEE is not a military organisation and real military standards tend to start with MIL, I think. Even if not, that whole line at the bottom screams fake.

[xlrobot@mastodon.social]

@david_chisnall @futurebird given the price and material used, guessing they're doing* a mini Faraday cage? while a silly thing to put on one's head, it'd be a great for - random example - tossing your phone inside during a protest

(*gesturing towards uselessly in its intended role as a hat)

[raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie]

@Tak @futurebird
Or exactly like Audiophool cables?

[david_chisnall@infosec.exchange]

@xlrobot @futurebird

A Faraday Cage needs to be completely enclosed. Most people regard placing metal all of the way through their necks unfavourably.

[raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie]

@sam @futurebird
The measurements will show the effectiveness is very poor because it doesn't totally enclose the head. That would need a full body with mesh inserts to see, hear and breath, unless the head is removed.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@david_chisnall @xlrobot

Getting a metal mesh implanted below my brain so I can get full coverage.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@raymaccarthy @sam

"unless the head is removed."

...

[oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.social]

@muddle @futurebird

It does have fake vibes, for sure.

p.s. I'm not up to date on the subject of MIL stds, but in the past some military equipment has been specified by IEEE standards. Onesy-twosy stuff, experimental or noncritical, or for testing not service.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@oldclumsy_nowmad @muddle

There aren't any common waves that could hurt your brain.

BUT

If you want to know about something invisible, that most people don't know about that can impact your health in persistent mild but still bad ways? Look up "infrasound" --

[dank@jorts.horse]

@futurebird if only there were some kind of thing one could put on their head to prevent brain fog..

[terryhancock@realsocial.life]

@futurebird

Well, I mean look at the picture: can't have any brain fog if there's no brain, right..?!