I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@futurebird

As we say in England - they must be Havn a laugh...

The reviews are quite something. Trying to summon the energy to look up the 'Clinician Reviewed' quacks.... Probably low energy because of the signals. Maybe I need a hat.

WaveStopper™ Lightweight Beanie | EMF Radiation-Proof Clothing | HAVN

Wireless radiation-blocking beanie 99% wireless radiation blocked Soft Knit Lightweight Beanie Hat, with a Silver Inner Lining Tested & certified in military-grade labs

HAVN (havnwear.com)

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

The real "wavestopper" that will protect your brain is a robust ad blocker, and get off of facebook.

If I say that ads give out brainrot waves would people be more excited about this?

[kookie@toot.cat]

@futurebird wow this seems cruel

[mlrife@mastodon.social]

@futurebird Sure, but does it protect from chemtrails? /s

When I see things like this I'm reminded that having actual ethics & morals is why I continue to be (relatively) poor.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@mlrife

*podering the morality of selling MAGA hats with such a lining*

no no no... even so, I don't think I could sleep.

[mlrife@mastodon.social]

@sudaksis @futurebird Remember when Mike Pillowguy was selling pillows for $14.88? Purely coincidence.

[realtegan@wandering.shop]

@futurebird
I haven't spent any significant time on Facebook in years, and even before then, my adblocking software tended to remove the worst of the crap. So... yeah.

[srlevine@neuromatch.social]

@sollat @futurebird If you use it on the computer and not an app there is a firefox extension that will block ads and everything you don't actually follow called "social fixer"

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@futurebird

Here is an image of Jean Marie Tuete, NP at St Albert Family clinic in Delaware.

[aaidanbird@disabled.social]

@futurebird The leaps people go to in order to avoid acknowledging that Covid causes brain fog and many other symptoms. This won't stop brain fog as it does absolutely nothing for the underlying causes.

It's predatory as fuck. And it won't even work as claimed. Plus it's made-up certification? I hate this. May the designers step on legos for the rest of their lives.

[brhfl@digipres.club]

@futurebird wow, their website is a real mess… fearmongering blog posts, shady emr detectors…

…buuut they do also make a tinfoil bra

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@futurebird

That price says enough. Dogs are whistling indeed

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@TheBreadmonkey

They seem to be real people, the next question is do they know they are being used on this site or nah?

[lemgandi@mastodon.social]

@david_chisnall @futurebird

Hah. What the MIT folks didn't realize is that by FOCUSING THE RADIO WAVES your brain becomes MORE POWERFUL!

[lemgandi@mastodon.social]

@futurebird

Hah. I put a small Linux distro on the vax chips in my bloodstream, and now I can get 5G through my teeth. Why would I want to go back?

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

@futurebird

I had a sales email recently where I reverse image searched the staff and there was over a hundred profiles on LinkedIn for each person. Different names, companies, countries.

[raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie]

@futurebird
Eyes are the most likely damaged by radio waves. Cataracts.
Never stare into the waveguide or face a transmitting dish or Yagi!
That's maybe 1000 times the power density of a phone at your ear and perhaps WiFi at normal distance is 100 times less.

This is pointless unless a full body suit with metal mesh at mouth, eyes, nose and ears. Even then it not needed in any normal situation.

[eestileib@tech.lgbt]

@futurebird

"I dunno man I've got this brain fog, must be 5g"

_passes blunt, sips beer_

[muddle@infosec.exchange]

@oldclumsy_nowmad @futurebird I was going to look it up myself but realised the futility of it. IEEE is not a military organisation and real military standards tend to start with MIL, I think. Even if not, that whole line at the bottom screams fake.

[xlrobot@mastodon.social]

@david_chisnall @futurebird given the price and material used, guessing they're doing* a mini Faraday cage? while a silly thing to put on one's head, it'd be a great for - random example - tossing your phone inside during a protest

(*gesturing towards uselessly in its intended role as a hat)