I went on Facebook (I know I know I know) and they are selling tinfoil hats.

[wakame@tech.lgbt]

@futurebird
Sounds like a scam.
Everyone knows that the microchips in Bill Gates' Covid vaccine are distributed through the whole body.
How else would the birdpeople from Vega know exactly the moment I take off my socks?

[luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@futurebird When it reads "from your brain" it means to stop the WiFi and Bluetooth emissions coming from your brain?

[sabik@rants.au]

@futurebird
That's... not the part of your head that you need to be covering to avoid brain fog
#MaskUp #WearAMask

[bmebenji@mstdn.social]

@futurebird @alice … have y’all seen the movie “Joe Vs the Volcano?”

[mrgrumpymonkey@mastodon.social]

@futurebird The sheep will buy anything to stay relevant.

[rayocentric@mastodon.social]

@futurebird
Well... alot of people did buy the pet rock decades ago.

[ellie@ellieayla.net]

@futurebird I need a phone case made of this stuff.

[davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social]

@futurebird

* kicks self for not coming up with this first

[falcennial@mastodon.social]

@futurebird lol!

the fact somebody made a tinfoil hat look legitimately cool blows my mind.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@falcennial

They are all around us and we do not know.

[gaydeceiver@mstdn.social]

@futurebird Holly Cow ... they stole it from Eagle Tactical!

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@BmeBenji not in ages...

@futurebird

[xarvos@outerheaven.club]

@futurebird@sauropods.win @oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.social @muddle@infosec.exchange which is emitted a lot by data centers

[bmebenji@mstdn.social]

@alice @futurebird Sorry, I meant to @ the people this ad is targeting. Joe only agrees to jump into a volcano because a billionaire pays his doctor to tell him he has a terminal “brain cloud”

[pizzademon@mastodon.online]

@futurebird https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=7EoRYTVoNcg