Top FEMA Official Claims He Teleported to Waffle House.

[jwz@mastodon.social]

@thasl I made a graph of tag associativity but not Previouslies. https://www.jwz.org/blog/tag/graph/

[jwz@mastodon.social]

This story just makes me sad all over again that we never got a third season of Impulse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWLCtREegLQ

[floe@hci.social]

@jwz It's loonies all the way down

[elizafox@social.treehouse.systems]

@jwz ah yes, teleportation to waffle house, finding yourself there with no recollection of how you got there, I too have experienced this… so have my friends. It’s apparently extremely common. It appears to happen after consuming large amounts of substances containing a specific chemical. Me and my friends even got a name for this strange phenomenon. We call it the “wild night out.”

[elizafox@social.treehouse.systems]

@jwz What's wild is the government tried to ban this substance associated with teleportation, and in fact did for 13 years.

Though many would have you not know the truth, this substance has a long history of causing teleportation to a local establishment such as Denny's, IHOP, or Whataburger. The substance is directly correlated to teleportation to establishments that are open 24 hours, or having compliant staff.

Some have even reported teleportation to ditches, cornfields (especially in the Midwest with a lack of 24 hour anything), and parking lots.

It seems to always be within the local region, although the phenomenon has some randomness. It is said that shortly before this teleportation, a person may have strange ideas or plans of what to do "after we blow this joint."