TIL "trouble puffs" is a slang term for testicles.

[retreival9096@hachyderm.io]

@alice

surely "real men" don't have "puffs", so they must just be trouble

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@wyatt 🫂 I'm sorry. Glad I was able to brighten the mood a bit ️‍🩹

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@eruonna often.

[eruonna@lgbtqia.space]

@alice I only watch sporadically, but that video popped up for me today

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice trouble double puffs

[dave@alvarado.social]

@alice omg dying, I love it.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@thegarbagebird see? Trouble...

[unlofl@mstdn.social]

@alice I'm going to start using this, saying "oof, right in the trouble-puffs!" is hilarious

[captmikeyates@tech.lgbt]

@alice Mine are certainly trouble, that's for sure. Nothing puffy about them. If they get puffy, as the New Age Outlaws used to say "your ass better call somebody!" Ideally the clap clinic.

[berna@sharkey.pimi.es]

@alice@lgbtqia.space it’s also a cats subreddit

[eedly@mindly.social]

@alice Earlier today I was imagining a comedy sketch where a bunch of bros are loudly admiring a guy for having HUUUGE balls, just absolutely massive, and telling tales of all his manly huge-ball-related exploits. Cut to the guy and sure enough, the outline of a pair of monstrous trouble puffs can be seen in the front of his pants as he strides slowly—and anxiously—across a crowded room.

Eventually it becomes clear that can barely do anything, and he lives every moment in sheer terror that something may accidentally bump into them and cause excruciating pain.