Asked how long he expected the U.S. to wage war against Iran, Trump said, “However long it takes for people to stop asking if I raped that 13-year-old.”

[brianjopek@mastodon.world]

Asked how long he expected the U.S. to wage war against Iran, Trump said, “However long it takes for people to stop asking if I raped that 13-year-old.” - Andy Borowitz
#EpsteinFiles
#Satire

[ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social]

@BrianJopek trump should be in prison and his rape victims should be dividing his cash and holdings.

[ethicalprofessor@mstdn.social]

@BrianJopek

Does Andy Borowitz have a hidden mic in Mar-a-Loco?

[badtux@mastodon.social]

@EthicalProfessor @BrianJopek And does The Onion have a crystal ball? https://theonion.com/trump-creates-makeshift-situation-room-in-mar-a-lago-sauna/

[ethicalprofessor@mstdn.social]

@badtux @BrianJopek

Sure looks like it!

[catdad@ohai.social]

@BrianJopek send the entire GOP to the front lines. All of them. Be sure they lead every charge, face the 'enemy', and quite literally do the grunt work.