CIRCLE WITH A DOT

@crispius I hate that The Beaverton is actual news now They promised satire!

The Beaverton interviews an Alberta Separatisthttps://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/- - -The Beaverton fait une entrevue avec un séparatiste albertain // Publication en anglais //#Alberta #ABpoli #Satire

Post Malone Attempts To Sell More Tickets By Pushing Stadium Tour Back To 2017#TicketSales #Satire #Absurdity #TimeTravel #Parodyhttps://theonion.com/post-malone-attempts-to-sell-more-tickets-by-pushing-stadium-tour-back-to-2017/

Roberts: Justices are not political actors. Thomas: “Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, and Mao” were all “intertwined with the rise of progressivism." Alito: "Liberals pose a threat to liberties." Roberts: Quiet, guys! #Satire (but with real quotes)https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/supreme-court/chief-justice-john-roberts-says-justices-are-not-political-actors-rcna343958

#satire #ballroom

Another hit out of the park for McSweeneys.#satire https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/they-would-never-use-the-death-star-on-us-alderaan-residents-reflect-on-their-support-for-the-empire-as-a-large-imperial-installation-enters-the-system

Dunce cap and trade.Also by Freeman Ng: BRIDGE ACROSS THE SKY, an Angel Island novel. https://www.AngelIslandNovel.comReposts of strips from my first-term collection, TRUMPBERT: OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE (https://www.Trumpbert.com) most weekdays. New strips every Sunday.#dilbert #parody #trump #satire #comic #webcomic #climateChange

Rogers buys naming rights to Bell Canadahttps://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/rogers-buys-naming-rights-to-bell-canada/- - -Rogers achète les droits de nommer Bell Canada// Publication en anglais //#Canada #Bell #BellCanada #Rogers #Satire

#handshake #satire

My syllabus now declares my office hours will be during all of the times the Strait of Hormuz is open.#Satire

The BBC says the Trump administration is involved in insider trading. In other news: water is wet. #satire #USpol #InsiderTrading #corruption

Unstoppable technology of the future still begging people to use ithttps://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/unstoppable-technology-of-the-future-still-begging-people-to-use-it/- - -L’inarrêtable technologie du future supplie les gens de l’utiliser#AI #IA #OpenAI #Meta #Satire

The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00https://thebeaverton.com/2026/04/the-beaverton-will-buy-doug-fords-used-private-jet-for-7000-00/- - -The Beaverton achètera l’avion à réaction privé de Doug Ford pour 7000$// Publication en anglais //#Ontario #ONpoli #DougForceOne #GravyPlane #Satire

The robot that broke the half marathon record signed by #ClevelandBrowns#satire #nfl https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/robot-breaks-half-marathon-record-195505563.html

HEADLIGHTS: a [musical] crashout about modern cars #satire #parody #cybertruckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aDWIYbZWFs

@TheDailyShow U.S. and Iran Wage Meme War as Pete Hegseth Blasts "Unpatriotic" Media https://youtu.be/8BfZIMl5tQ8#uspol #politics #satire

Humble Premier buys private jet second-handhttps://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/humble-premier-buys-private-jet-second-hand/- - -Premier humble achète un avion à réaction de seconde main// Article en anglais //#Ontario #ONpoli #Satire

Local man sent for psych evaluation after saying he enjoys sports without gamblinghttps://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/local-man-sent-for-psych-evaluation-after-saying-he-enjoys-sports-without-gambling/- - -Un homme local envoyé en évaluation psychiatrique après avoir dit qu’il apprécie les sports sans paris// Publication en anglais //#Sports #Betting #Paris #Satire

@kathatata Hm, die Exegese des in Frage stehenden Buches gibt dem Mann allerdings recht. Man müsste sich schon gewaltig verbiegen und interpretatorische Purzelbäume schlagen (was - zugegeben - bei Theologen Volkssport zu sein pflegt), um eine auch nur im entferntesten tolerante Haltung gegenüber der Homosexualität aus der Bibel herauszulesen. Während relativ offen die Todesstrafe für dies Verhalten gefordert wird. Nur so als Denkanstoß ...

@lawprofblawg GOP, "Pope, keep religion out of politics." Meanwhile back at the motel at the GOP convention, "How we get those big ole 10 Commandments up on the high school wall" /snark snark