so, what do you do for work?

[blainsmith@fosstodon.org]

@molly0xfff Doesn't really say if they do or don't actually commit the crimes. The title could go either way. 🤪

[yetzt@social.yetzt.me]

@molly0xfff

[bruce@darkmoon.social]

@blainsmith @molly0xfff
Well, with a name like Robinhood...

[paulehoffman@infosec.exchange]

@molly0xfff Does changing that to "for" make it any better?

[dimpase@mathstodon.xyz]

@molly0xfff I Robin Hood diversifying from highway robberies, apparently

[0x4d6165@wanderingwires.net]

@molly0xfff they're learning from FTX it seems

[dio9sys@haunted.computer]

@molly0xfff
he must work on their crypto side of house

[jdt@enigmatick.social]

@molly0xfff@hachyderm.io That's my boss's title, along with "Chief Compliance Officer." Seems to be a common industry thing, but it does make me chuckle every time I read it.

[jab01701mid@mastodon.social]

@molly0xfff Must be good at his job. Opportunity for the Junior Director some day.

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@molly0xfff fun fact, at a former employer that was under multiple consent decrees, the following positions existed:

VP of Fraud.
VP of Money Laundering.
And the Criminal Activities department.

They have since updated the first two.

[gadgetgav@mas.to]

@molly0xfff I bet the bros thought that would be a great laugh but didn’t realize it would be on official documents

[njvack@ruby.social]

@molly0xfff I like the implication that there is also an Associate Director of Financial Crimes; you know, the person who _really_ oversees the day-to-day of the Crimes staff

[nazokiyoubinbou@mastodon.social]

@molly0xfff I feel like making a joke about the sheriff rebranding himself as Robin Hood, but I think it hits a little too close to home.

[dave@alvarado.social]

@molly0xfff web3 bros avoid being edgelords challenge level: impossible.