Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️‍🔥"

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice can you do this on a chastity thingy? XD

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice wth xklsdhjfoi jdio

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@autisticplushy I can sure try

[autisticplushy@lgbtqia.space]

@alice *shy*

[michaelgemar@mstdn.ca]

@alice It looks like it took a bit to find the right spot.

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@alice to Chuck

Obituary | Charles A. Kingsbury

Charles A. Kingsbury, 86, emeritus professor of chemistry, died April 15. Known as Chuck or Charlie, Kingsbury taught at the University of Nebraska–Lincoln for more than 43 years. His teaching reached more than 8,000 Huskers, including numerous professionals in Lincoln and beyond. He received numerous awards for his teaching and outreach in science education.

Nebraska Today (news.unl.edu)

[murdoc@autistics.life]

@alice
I feel like there's a metaphor here.

[weezmgk@mastodon.social]

@alice grabbing the domi out of the nightstand and jacking the tourists' rental van parked in my front yard

[agturcz@circumstances.run]

@alice Ouch. 🤭

[notsle@kzoo.to]

@alice Almost thought it was one of The Lock picking Lawyers April Fools videos

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@michaelgemar nah, I was just teasing it a little first.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@autolycos was there a relevant assertion for my video?

[tragivictoria@mastodon.catgirl.cloud]

@alice@lgbtqia.space this is genius

[autolycos@med-mastodon.com]

@alice oh the bump keying with a magic wand

[smolbrain@floofy.tech]

@alice
-chef kiss-
Perfection
-Loud mouth click-
Nice!

Changing my domi to only have this setting
Telling people they can unlock my horny
And then dying when my heart explodes

[fruan@kind.social]

@alice Is this what they call bumping uglies?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@smolbrain that was just on medium!

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@Fruan 🫢 my googly :3 face was adorable!

[fruan@kind.social]

@alice That lock is also beautiful, even if the casing has probably seen better days - Do you have any idea of how old it is?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.