Our team is moving from Azure DevOps to #Jira.

[airwhale@beige.party]

Our team is moving from Azure DevOps to #Jira. In learning to navigate the new shiny, I happen to hit the very prominently display AI-button “Improve Description” on an Epic. I watch in horror as it starts to omit details and re-write the customer’s detailed description of what they want IT to do here. Luckily, I know this epic because I've been involved earlier. This enables me to catch the subtle changes that significantly alters the intent and meaning of the original text.

The new text is fine, good grammar and 100% plausible sounding, but IT IS NOT CORRECT!!!

Anyone coming in cold to the ticket would not know and then we'd possibly build the wrong thing, or at the very least, waste a lot of time backtracking why the customer claims we're wildly off track.

Scary stuff this #AI.

#Agile #LLM

[grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange]

@airwhale what you think i asked for a 10" Pianist!?

[airwhale@beige.party]

@grumpasaurus

I'm not familiar with the reference, but I guess we could stretch and deliver a 12” Pianist?

[grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange]

@airwhale

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, then takes out from his pocket a tiny man and a tiny piano. He puts them on the counter, and the tiny man begins to play the piano beautifully.

The bartender, obviously impressed, asks the man, "Wow, where did you find him?"

"I wished on this magic lamp," says the man, taking a lamp out of his other pocket.

"Wow! Can I try?"

"Sure, go ahead."

So the bartender concentrates and rubs the lamp. All of a sudden, the bar is absolutely filled with ducks.

"What's going on?" the bartender shouts. "I asked for a million *bucks*!"

"Do you really think I wished for a ten-inch pianist?"

*Note you have to pronounce pianist like "PEE enist"

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