A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, then takes out from his pocket a tiny man and a tiny piano. He puts them on the counter, and the tiny man begins to play the piano beautifully.

The bartender, obviously impressed, asks the man, "Wow, where did you find him?"

"I wished on this magic lamp," says the man, taking a lamp out of his other pocket.

"Wow! Can I try?"

"Sure, go ahead."

So the bartender concentrates and rubs the lamp. All of a sudden, the bar is absolutely filled with ducks.

"What's going on?" the bartender shouts. "I asked for a million *bucks*!"

"Do you really think I wished for a ten-inch pianist?"

*Note you have to pronounce pianist like "PEE enist"

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I'm not familiar with the reference, but I guess we could stretch and deliver a 12” Pianist?