Assistant got tipsy at an office party.

[fesshole@mastodon.social]

Assistant got tipsy at an office party. I drove her home. Nothing happened but I didn't want wife to know. Next day I was driving my wife. I saw my assistant's fuck-me pump under wife's seat. Quickly threw it out before she noticed. Turned out it was my wife's new shoe.

[lainalien@jorts.horse]

@fesshole hetero couples communicate challenge (impossible)

[joe_fishfish@mas.to]

@fesshole so your wife was taking off her sexy shoes in the car while you weren’t there? sexy shoes you previously did not know the existence of?

[ei3jdb@mastodon.radio]

@fesshole The point it went wrong was "nothing happened but I didn't want my wife to know." This suggests a breakdown in trust somewhere. Fix that and you won't need to throw out any more shoes.

You'll also have a happier marriage

[ei3jdb@mastodon.radio]

@joe_fishfish @fesshole Maybe she doesn't like to drive in heels?

[moray@mastodon.social]

@fesshole

[elronxenu@mastodon.cloud]

@joe_fishfish @fesshole

[atlovato@mastodon.social]

@fesshole - OOPS 🥺 .

[atlovato@mastodon.social]

@lainalien @fesshole

[atlovato@mastodon.social]

@Moray @fesshole

[atlovato@mastodon.social]

@EI3JDB @fesshole

[atlovato@mastodon.social]

@joe_fishfish @fesshole - Hmm; didn't think on this avenue. Fooling around sexy high heels.

[atlovato@mastodon.social]

@EI3JDB @joe_fishfish @fesshole - But why wear sexy high heels unless she is going out alone with out hubby? only speculating.

[hunteranton@mastodon.social]

@fesshole I'm scared to ask, but ... what is a "fuck-me pump"?

[jesusmargar@mastodon.social]

@HunterAnton @fesshole shoes with very high heels.

[hunteranton@mastodon.social]

@jesusmargar @fesshole I see. Pumps were flat shoes we used to wear for PE in school, so I was confused...

[jesusmargar@mastodon.social]

@HunterAnton @fesshole not as confused as me, I had to Google it. My first thought was some sort of tool to clean prior to anal sex (I'm not a native speaker).

[hunteranton@mastodon.social]

@jesusmargar @fesshole hahaha.

[jesusmargar@mastodon.social]

@HunterAnton @fesshole certainly a strange thing to bring to a work party.

[hunteranton@mastodon.social]

@jesusmargar @fesshole or this... https://youtu.be/MekERTwH2ow?si=1GlDNiyw0NkW5PI-