Assistant got tipsy at an office party.
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@fesshole hetero couples communicate challenge (impossible)
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@fesshole The point it went wrong was "nothing happened but I didn't want my wife to know." This suggests a breakdown in trust somewhere. Fix that and you won't need to throw out any more shoes.
You'll also have a happier marriage
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@fesshole so your wife was taking off her sexy shoes in the car while you weren’t there? sexy shoes you previously did not know the existence of?
@joe_fishfish @fesshole - Hmm; didn't think on this avenue. Fooling around sexy high heels.
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@joe_fishfish @fesshole Maybe she doesn't like to drive in heels?
@EI3JDB @joe_fishfish @fesshole - But why wear sexy high heels unless she is going out alone with out hubby? only speculating.
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Assistant got tipsy at an office party. I drove her home. Nothing happened but I didn't want wife to know. Next day I was driving my wife. I saw my assistant's fuck-me pump under wife's seat. Quickly threw it out before she noticed. Turned out it was my wife's new shoe.
@fesshole I'm scared to ask, but ... what is a "fuck-me pump"?
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@fesshole I'm scared to ask, but ... what is a "fuck-me pump"?
@HunterAnton @fesshole shoes with very high heels.
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@HunterAnton @fesshole shoes with very high heels.
@jesusmargar @fesshole I see. Pumps were flat shoes we used to wear for PE in school, so I was confused...
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@jesusmargar @fesshole I see. Pumps were flat shoes we used to wear for PE in school, so I was confused...
@HunterAnton @fesshole not as confused as me, I had to Google it. My first thought was some sort of tool to clean prior to anal sex (I'm not a native speaker).
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@HunterAnton @fesshole not as confused as me, I had to Google it. My first thought was some sort of tool to clean prior to anal sex (I'm not a native speaker).
@jesusmargar @fesshole hahaha.
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@HunterAnton @fesshole certainly a strange thing to bring to a work party.
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@HunterAnton @fesshole certainly a strange thing to bring to a work party.
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@fesshole I'm scared to ask, but ... what is a "fuck-me pump"?
@HunterAnton @fesshole I’m unworldly and also wish to know this
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Assistant got tipsy at an office party. I drove her home. Nothing happened but I didn't want wife to know. Next day I was driving my wife. I saw my assistant's fuck-me pump under wife's seat. Quickly threw it out before she noticed. Turned out it was my wife's new shoe.
@fesshole Saw this one from a joke account on Twitter / X a few days back. Sorry Fesshole but I think someone stole something from somewhere else and put it here.
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