Assistant got tipsy at an office party.

[atlovato@mastodon.social]

@EI3JDB @joe_fishfish @fesshole - But why wear sexy high heels unless she is going out alone with out hubby? only speculating.

[hunteranton@mastodon.social]

@fesshole I'm scared to ask, but ... what is a "fuck-me pump"?

[jesusmargar@mastodon.social]

@HunterAnton @fesshole shoes with very high heels.

[hunteranton@mastodon.social]

@jesusmargar @fesshole I see. Pumps were flat shoes we used to wear for PE in school, so I was confused...

[jesusmargar@mastodon.social]

@HunterAnton @fesshole not as confused as me, I had to Google it. My first thought was some sort of tool to clean prior to anal sex (I'm not a native speaker).

[hunteranton@mastodon.social]

@jesusmargar @fesshole hahaha.

[jesusmargar@mastodon.social]

@HunterAnton @fesshole certainly a strange thing to bring to a work party.

[hunteranton@mastodon.social]

@jesusmargar @fesshole or this... https://youtu.be/MekERTwH2ow?si=1GlDNiyw0NkW5PI-

[toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se]

@HunterAnton @fesshole I’m unworldly and also wish to know this
UPDATE: Ah got it.

[mrkrabs@someplace.social]

@fesshole Saw this one from a joke account on Twitter / X a few days back. Sorry Fesshole but I think someone stole something from somewhere else and put it here.