This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
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@JennyFluff
The things Tim has seen.
@dazfuller@ohmrun @JennyFluff don’t talk to Tim about the old Morging, he was there (or will be eventually) at the beginning
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@jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?
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@dazfuller
Y'all will love this I bet/ducks
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@Nymnympseudonymm this is great
Now excuse me while I cleanse it with fire
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That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day
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@dazfuller as I shared with @munin
I love the English #language! Ever-evolving with new verbs and terms. (Now, with #slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as
morg / mɔrg /
verb
to cause a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon mergeUse in a sentence
*After the changes were shipped, they published just before failover and morged the live, resulting in an outage for the on call.*@aleciabatson @munin if this isn’t standard terminology by middle of the year then I’ll be devastated
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
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@dazfuller no wonder they are barely able to make working software anymore.
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
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@dazfuller There is a theory that all merges and commits are just a single Tim moving backwards and forward in the git history...
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@dazfuller WHAT IS THAT VERTICAL ARROW? WHO IS TINM? NM ISN'T EVEN A DEFINED LIGATURE
(as far as I can tell)
(but it does exist maybe? maybe as a phonetic marker:
)
I am so confused
@moira Maybe Tinm is real, they’re going back to save us
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@dazfuller this is embarrassing, I will bitch internally
@mapache just please don’t throw Tinm under the bus, it’ll disrupt the space time continuum
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
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Its rendering of ‘m’ in ‘Tim’ reminded me of Terry Pratchett’s line
“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana’ but didn’t know how you stopped “
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@jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?
@thibaultmol @jackeric stole "and improved with AI"
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller
That chart has been a "featue" of the page since at least September 2025
https://web.archive.org/web/20250908220945/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow -
@dazfuller
That chart has been a "featue" of the page since at least September 2025
https://web.archive.org/web/20250908220945/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow@spodlife so either they've not listened to any feedback yet, or they're doubling down?
I guess we wait and see if any fixes get morged in
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
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Damn! Posted this yesterday as I found it funny, but nothing prepared me for the howling laughter I would get from the comments
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
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@dazfuller Tim with and extra ∩
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@dazfuller
And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/
@jedbrown @dazfuller and it is not even good nowadays. Was by 2010 standard.
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@dazfuller
And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/@jedbrown @dazfuller Indeed the slop machine can only make what already exists but worse.
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@dazfuller it gets better the more you try to understand the graph
@dazfuller @JennyFluff the funniest thing to me is how simple the original is to understand
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller People: "GIt is too complicated", Microsoft: "Not anywhere near enough!"
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
Components of the GitHub flow - Training
Learn to use the components of the GitHub flow
(learn.microsoft.com)
@dazfuller doesn’t the existence of Tim n suggests a range of integer Tims working on this?
