This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

[dpnash@c.im]

@msh @dazfuller

I am Locutus of Morg. You will be assimilated continvoucly.

[vitaut@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller It's Tim Apple and he works in the opposite direction because he thinks different

[mattmcirvin@mathstodon.xyz]

@dazfuller Tirm keeps on slirping, slirping, slirping, into the future, or possibly, boats against the current, is borne back ceaselessly into the past

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@dazfuller WHAT IS THAT VERTICAL ARROW? WHO IS TINM? NM ISN'T EVEN A DEFINED LIGATURE

(as far as I can tell)

(but it does exist maybe? maybe as a phonetic marker:

File:Nm ligature.svg - Wikimedia Commons

(commons.wikimedia.org)

)

I am so confused

[benjaminklein@mastodon.nu]

@dazfuller why do they never morg their severe bug fix...

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@bartholin @ohmrun @dazfuller Or is it? I think it's an nm ligature so it's Tinm.

File:Nm ligature.svg - Wikimedia Commons

(commons.wikimedia.org)

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@bartholin @ohmrun @dazfuller AND IT HURTS EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT

[libertyforward1@beige.party]

@dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath

[mapache@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller this is embarrassing, I will bitch internally

[libertyforward1@beige.party]

@dazfuller also poor Tim. It's not his fault it's slop

[solemarc@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol

[qwertziop@chaos.social]

@dazfuller Just one morge and Timn can parse XML with RegEx

[stumpythemutt@social.linux.pizza]

@itgrrl @dazfuller Dank!

[prasket@infosec.exchange]

@dazfuller
First thing I noticed was they used "master" vs "main" who would have thought a bunch of mostly white tech bros making LLMs would have reverted them 10 years in branch naming standards for all.

[thezeronine@mastodon.pnpde.social]

@dazfuller and stolen from sources like https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

[synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net]

@dazfuller Timm! featue! Microslop outdid itself

[helle@tacobelllabs.net]

@jedbrown @dazfuller there were so many ways for them to redo this graphic with very little effort, but nope, plagiarism machine plagiarises

(0 points, redo course next year, this is your one strike, as a TA, we have seen too many people try this.....)

[su_liam@mas.to]

@davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

[boostmarks@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

[su_liam@mas.to]

@davidvedvick @dazfuller I may have overlooked the billions of dollars they have running around in a financial circle jerk that never existed, but will turn into a giant pile of bottomless debt the moment the bubble explodes. I wonder who will pay for that?