This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

[jedbrown@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller
And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

[davidvedvick@fosstodon.org]

@dazfuller thank god we've finally found a use for all of those GPUs

[fmasy@piaille.fr]

@dazfuller I have no words ... what is the point of generating a slop version of an already existing image ?!!

How can we wake up of this nightmare !?

#aislop #microslop

[dpnash@c.im]

@msh @dazfuller

I am Locutus of Morg. You will be assimilated continvoucly.

[vitaut@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller It's Tim Apple and he works in the opposite direction because he thinks different

[mattmcirvin@mathstodon.xyz]

@dazfuller Tirm keeps on slirping, slirping, slirping, into the future, or possibly, boats against the current, is borne back ceaselessly into the past

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@dazfuller WHAT IS THAT VERTICAL ARROW? WHO IS TINM? NM ISN'T EVEN A DEFINED LIGATURE

(as far as I can tell)

(but it does exist maybe? maybe as a phonetic marker:

File:Nm ligature.svg - Wikimedia Commons

(commons.wikimedia.org)

)

I am so confused

[benjaminklein@mastodon.nu]

@dazfuller why do they never morg their severe bug fix...

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@bartholin @ohmrun @dazfuller Or is it? I think it's an nm ligature so it's Tinm.

File:Nm ligature.svg - Wikimedia Commons

(commons.wikimedia.org)

[moira@mastodon.murkworks.net]

@bartholin @ohmrun @dazfuller AND IT HURTS EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT

[libertyforward1@beige.party]

@dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath

[mapache@hachyderm.io]

@dazfuller this is embarrassing, I will bitch internally

[libertyforward1@beige.party]

@dazfuller also poor Tim. It's not his fault it's slop

[solemarc@mastodon.social]

@dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol

[qwertziop@chaos.social]

@dazfuller Just one morge and Timn can parse XML with RegEx

[stumpythemutt@social.linux.pizza]

@itgrrl @dazfuller Dank!

[prasket@infosec.exchange]

@dazfuller
First thing I noticed was they used "master" vs "main" who would have thought a bunch of mostly white tech bros making LLMs would have reverted them 10 years in branch naming standards for all.

[thezeronine@mastodon.pnpde.social]

@dazfuller and stolen from sources like https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

[synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net]

@dazfuller Timm! featue! Microslop outdid itself

[helle@tacobelllabs.net]

@jedbrown @dazfuller there were so many ways for them to redo this graphic with very little effort, but nope, plagiarism machine plagiarises

(0 points, redo course next year, this is your one strike, as a TA, we have seen too many people try this.....)