You've heard of vibe-coding...

[old_angry_queer@girlcock.club]

@alice a giant pop rock?

[woozle@toot.cat]

@alice ...a one-handed hardened purple popper?

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@alice

Brings new meaning to popping a chastity belt

The vibe was hitting just the right spot, and the lock wasn't the only thing opening up

[gollyhatch@hachyderm.io]

@alice I only just had a closer look at those locks, not gonna ask where you got them from (I have literally bags full of that specific kind myself from late night strolls during COVID lockdowns).

[vickforcella@mastodon.derg.nz]

@alice Show this to James Bond.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

Double-penetration testing.

[ripp_@chitter.xyz]

@alice Is this when you launch simutanious attacks aganist them in the physical and online spaces?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@gollyhatch they're all Brinks brand love locks.

[gollyhatch@hachyderm.io]

@alice I know, and I assume you didn't exactly buy them.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

I didn't want to leave it on the blue team

[sherwoodinc@floss.social]

@alice that one needs a backdoor

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

What I think if when I hear "just the tip".

[rick@a.n0id.space]

@alice hahah epic

[eedly@mindly.social]

@alice So what you're saying is that, even with my hand tremor, I can learn to pick locks?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

"I hear what you're doing in here!"

"God, don't come in mom! I'm doing security research!"

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@gollyhatch oh, of course not! I stole them.

Well...relocated them, technically.

Along with about 400 of their friends.

[purplerabbit@goo.dgirl.gay]

@alice I feel like Alice is trying to condition me to be horny at the sights of locks.