You've heard of vibe-coding...

[not_a_label@toot.lgbt]

@alice I’ve seen someone use a modified electric toothbrush to the same effect, but that’s a new one on me

[gollyhatch@hachyderm.io]

@alice I see a webcam business opportunity for an entirely new kind of audience here, all you need is one of those remote controlled thingies where viewers send money if they want to see the lock get opened.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

Took me a second to find the hole.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

Brinks swears this never happens to them.

[captmikeyates@tech.lgbt]

@alice Impressive

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

What's hard and purple and pops in your hand?

[thehole@dasforum.org]

@alice here I am!

[old_angry_queer@girlcock.club]

@alice a giant pop rock?

[woozle@toot.cat]

@alice ...a one-handed hardened purple popper?

[aprazeth@mstdn.social]

@alice

Brings new meaning to popping a chastity belt

The vibe was hitting just the right spot, and the lock wasn't the only thing opening up

[gollyhatch@hachyderm.io]

@alice I only just had a closer look at those locks, not gonna ask where you got them from (I have literally bags full of that specific kind myself from late night strolls during COVID lockdowns).

[vickforcella@mastodon.derg.nz]

@alice Show this to James Bond.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

Double-penetration testing.

[ripp_@chitter.xyz]

@alice Is this when you launch simutanious attacks aganist them in the physical and online spaces?

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

@gollyhatch they're all Brinks brand love locks.

[gollyhatch@hachyderm.io]

@alice I know, and I assume you didn't exactly buy them.

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

I didn't want to leave it on the blue team

[sherwoodinc@floss.social]

@alice that one needs a backdoor

[alice@lgbtqia.space]

What I think if when I hear "just the tip".

[rick@a.n0id.space]

@alice hahah epic