Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

Yes, every penguin in Antarctica has a machete. No, zoologists don't know how or why. The penguins don't let them get close enough to find out.

[wolffoxkatana@bark.lgbt]

@lowqualityfacts The reason penguins can’t fly? It’s hard to soar through the skies when you’re packing a collection of machetes! Just don’t ask where they’re hiding all those blades...that's a secret deeper than the Antarctic ice.

[codebuzz@indieweb.social]

@lowqualityfacts Best Tux-badge, ever!

[hisvirusness@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts I knew it.

[edelruth@mastodon.online]

@lowqualityfacts

I'm going to believe this one to my last breath. It gives me hope that they can survive us

[rgregory@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts Use Linux!

[anotheridiotontheweb@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts Kinda gives me those "Peace was never an option" vibes. Love it.

[astrukme@det.social]

@lowqualityfacts

[wintergr33n@lingo.lol]

@lowqualityfacts

Lovecraft documented this thoroughly.

[gunstick@mastodon.opencloud.lu]

@lowqualityfacts is this an AD for linux?

[evdhmn@ecoevo.social]

@lowqualityfacts @roknrol Job complete! Next task please 🥺

[catflyhigh@troet.cafe]

@mrbruno
they have cat patches too:

@lowqualityfacts

[davidgerard@circumstances.run]

@lowqualityfacts this patch is about how linux users argue which linux is best all the time

[unusnemo@friendica.rogueproject.org]

@davidgerard @lowqualityfacts

As I have said many times. There is no best distro, there is only the distro that is best for you. To find that distro you should explore the options and not just take someone else's word for it. Would you ask them what your favorite ice cream is? Then do not ask others what your favorite distro should be.