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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch.

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  • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

    Yes, every penguin in Antarctica has a machete. No, zoologists don't know how or why. The penguins don't let them get close enough to find out.

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    @lowqualityfacts The reason penguins can’t fly? It’s hard to soar through the skies when you’re packing a collection of machetes! Just don’t ask where they’re hiding all those blades...that's a secret deeper than the Antarctic ice.

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    • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

      Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
      https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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      @lowqualityfacts Best Tux-badge, ever!

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      • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

        Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
        https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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        @lowqualityfacts I knew it.

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        • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

          Yes, every penguin in Antarctica has a machete. No, zoologists don't know how or why. The penguins don't let them get close enough to find out.

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          @lowqualityfacts

          I'm going to believe this one to my last breath. It gives me hope that they can survive usđŸ€“

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          • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

            Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
            https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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            @lowqualityfacts Use Linux!

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            • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

              Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
              https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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              @lowqualityfacts Kinda gives me those "Peace was never an option" vibes. Love it.

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              • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
                https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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                @lowqualityfacts

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                • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                  Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
                  https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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                  @lowqualityfacts

                  Lovecraft documented this thoroughly.

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                  • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                    Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
                    https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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                    @lowqualityfacts is this an AD for linux? 😁

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                    • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                      Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
                      https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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                      @lowqualityfacts @roknrol Job complete! Next task please đŸ„ș

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                      • mrbruno@mstdn.socialM mrbruno@mstdn.social

                        @lowqualityfacts Penguins? Come on. You call that camouflage??

                        What's the most ungovernable animal? It's a cat. 24x7

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                        @mrbruno
                        they have cat patches too:

                        @lowqualityfacts

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                        • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                          Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
                          https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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                          @lowqualityfacts this patch is about how linux users argue which linux is best all the time

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                          • davidgerard@circumstances.runD davidgerard@circumstances.run

                            @lowqualityfacts this patch is about how linux users argue which linux is best all the time

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                            @davidgerard @lowqualityfacts

                            As I have said many times. There is no best distro, there is only the distro that is best for you. To find that distro you should explore the options and not just take someone else's word for it. Would you ask them what your favorite ice cream is? Then do not ask others what your favorite distro should be.

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