If you're still using the penis, you're going to get left behind

[faithisleaping@anarres.family]

@mcc ‍️ I got off penis a while ago. It’s so over.

[burnoutqueen@todon.nl]

@mcc

I'm stuck in the stone age

[bob@feed.hella.cheap]

@mcc is this a pitch for zardoz

[genehack@dementedandsadbut.social]

@mcc I _thought_ that was Steel Beach

[fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk]

@mcc the penis; mightier than the sword.

[yantor3d@mas.to]

@mcc "...and if you hold on to yours, in a decade or two, it will be a collectable antique!"

[mcc@mastodon.social]

@bob Glossy New York Times puff piece about Zardoz "His views on the penis are controversial. But he's revolutionizing gun sales— and facial hair."

[renaigh@beige.party]

@mcc the penis bubble is bursting

[lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@fishidwardrobe @mcc whoever came up with the original adage knew exactly what they were doing

[lumi@snug.moe]

@mcc gock is where it's at

[sandorspruit@mastodon.nl]

@mcc @steltenpower Oh man, I didn’t see this coming

[elexia@twoot.site]

@mcc oh and here we were naively thinking of still using it

[sabrina@fedi01.unicornsparkle.club]

@mcc Five years? Stupid wait lists.

[sassinake@mastodon.social]

@mcc
It's not the penis, per se, that is obsolete.

It's the life-support from which it grows that's arrested its development along the way.

[acetone_kitten@anarchism.space]

@mcc
god i loved this book

[_the_cloud@mastodon.social]

@mcc @bob Not to mention body hair.

[rotopenguin@mastodon.social]

@zrb @mcc oh yeah? Well this guy's already on Penis⁴

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@mcc

Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
Next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
But I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.