Spirit Airlines should just be like, "oh, btw, we're pivoting to AI" and people would be like, "woah, here have some money!"

[secureowl@infosec.exchange]

Spirit Airlines should just be like, "oh, btw, we're pivoting to AI" and people would be like, "woah, here have some money!"

Then, when they just carry on being a (sorta) airline, and not AI, and people are like "huh, wheres the AI?" They can be all "oh, our bad, we meant AIR but forgot the R".

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[simonbp@social.linux.pizza]

@SecureOwl Leveraging blockchain and metaverse synergies to create a full agentic business.

[mmcknett@hachyderm.io]

@simonbp @SecureOwl the agents are working at the gate, and the blockchain is what holds together the two rubber things that keep the wheels from moving while the aircraft is parked.

[diazona@techhub.social]

@SecureOwl Spirit AI-rlines

lol I like it

[fgbjr@indieweb.social]

@SecureOwl ~"Ours is a forward-leaning vision for autonomous airline services driven by next-gen agentic AI. The many layers of spurious regulation covering the necessary technologies make it impossible to give a firm timeline for commercial deployment of our systems, which are already 200-250% safer than human-piloted aircraft in our own testing, but if things go well, within this year or early next."~

Add pauses and affected stutters as needed to convey a sense of underlying genius.

[htpcnz@mastodon.social]

@SecureOwl um, they can get Captain Gemini and Copilot to fly the planes while Clown Claude provides the entertainment... What can go wrong with such brilliant use of AI .

[arrjay@tacobelllabs.net]

@SecureOwl IN-AIR DATACENTERS

[aires@tiggi.es]

@arrjay @SecureOwl But still no in-air wifi

[dpnash@c.im]

@SecureOwl

Tired: Spirit Airlines
Wired: Spirit AIlines

Benefits:
- Sweet, sweet VC cash
- Immediately able to use “travel agents” to mean something new and exciting to the technology press
- One fewer “R” in name saves money on signage