<![CDATA[Spirit Airlines should just be like, "oh, btw, we're pivoting to AI" and people would be like, "woah, here have some money!"]]>Spirit Airlines should just be like, "oh, btw, we're pivoting to AI" and people would be like, "woah, here have some money!"

Then, when they just carry on being a (sorta) airline, and not AI, and people are like "huh, wheres the AI?" They can be all "oh, our bad, we meant AIR but forgot the R".

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Tired: Spirit Airlines
Wired: Spirit AIlines

Benefits:
- Sweet, sweet VC cash
- Immediately able to use “travel agents” to mean something new and exciting to the technology press
- One fewer “R” in name saves money on signage

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/dpnash/statuses/116518411893149912https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/dpnash/statuses/116518411893149912Mon, 04 May 2026 21:24:28 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spirit Airlines should just be like, "oh, btw, we're pivoting to AI" and people would be like, "woah, here have some money!" on Sat, 02 May 2026 13:18:11 GMT]]>@arrjay @SecureOwl But still no in-air wifi

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tiggi.es/users/aires/statuses/116505175068302906https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tiggi.es/users/aires/statuses/116505175068302906Sat, 02 May 2026 13:18:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spirit Airlines should just be like, "oh, btw, we're pivoting to AI" and people would be like, "woah, here have some money!" on Sat, 02 May 2026 13:04:53 GMT]]>@SecureOwl IN-AIR DATACENTERS

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tacobelllabs.net/users/arrjay/statuses/116505122829299151https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tacobelllabs.net/users/arrjay/statuses/116505122829299151Sat, 02 May 2026 13:04:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spirit Airlines should just be like, "oh, btw, we're pivoting to AI" and people would be like, "woah, here have some money!" on Sat, 02 May 2026 10:18:05 GMT]]>@SecureOwl um, they can get Captain Gemini and Copilot to fly the planes while Clown Claude provides the entertainment... What can go wrong with such brilliant use of AI .

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/htpcnz/statuses/116504466916550445https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/htpcnz/statuses/116504466916550445Sat, 02 May 2026 10:18:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spirit Airlines should just be like, "oh, btw, we're pivoting to AI" and people would be like, "woah, here have some money!" on Sat, 02 May 2026 06:21:53 GMT]]>@SecureOwl ~"Ours is a forward-leaning vision for autonomous airline services driven by next-gen agentic AI. The many layers of spurious regulation covering the necessary technologies make it impossible to give a firm timeline for commercial deployment of our systems, which are already 200-250% safer than human-piloted aircraft in our own testing, but if things go well, within this year or early next."~

Add pauses and affected stutters as needed to convey a sense of underlying genius.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://indieweb.social/users/fgbjr/statuses/116503538107138368https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://indieweb.social/users/fgbjr/statuses/116503538107138368Sat, 02 May 2026 06:21:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spirit Airlines should just be like, "oh, btw, we're pivoting to AI" and people would be like, "woah, here have some money!" on Sat, 02 May 2026 06:04:36 GMT]]>@SecureOwl Spirit AI-rlines

lol I like it

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/diazona/statuses/116503470153125627https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/diazona/statuses/116503470153125627Sat, 02 May 2026 06:04:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spirit Airlines should just be like, "oh, btw, we're pivoting to AI" and people would be like, "woah, here have some money!" on Sat, 02 May 2026 04:33:20 GMT]]>@simonbp @SecureOwl the agents are working at the gate, and the blockchain is what holds together the two rubber things that keep the wheels from moving while the aircraft is parked.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/mmcknett/statuses/116503111284720849https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/mmcknett/statuses/116503111284720849Sat, 02 May 2026 04:33:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Spirit Airlines should just be like, "oh, btw, we're pivoting to AI" and people would be like, "woah, here have some money!" on Sat, 02 May 2026 04:14:22 GMT]]>@SecureOwl Leveraging blockchain and metaverse synergies to create a full agentic business.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/simonbp/statuses/116503036704526726https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.linux.pizza/users/simonbp/statuses/116503036704526726Sat, 02 May 2026 04:14:22 GMT