Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.
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@Gina I would sign for Pipey
> It looks like you want to compress a movie file. Can I help? You know, with Piep Piper's revolutionary neural-network-optimized-sharded data distribution system, it's just six clicks away!
@lukasrotermund I would unironically love that 🥲
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Hi, you should probably save your work or you'll lose everything, like me.
@Gina been there, don't sweat it.
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It looks like you're making a budget spreadsheet. Yeah, me too, buddy.
<wheels around Hans Gruber style> I am making an EXCEPTIONAL spreadsheet and since I'm capable of killing you with Task Manager, you should be more polite.
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It looks like you're writing an email you'll regret. I can help with that.
It looks like you're deleting files. My lawyer calls that "a very bad idea right now."
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It looks like you're deleting files. My lawyer calls that "a very bad idea right now."
It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.
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It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.
It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.
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It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.
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It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.
Mate, I'm still 27 and I've almost always been fat for my whole life
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It looks like you're making a budget spreadsheet. Yeah, me too, buddy.
@Gina Excel? Meh, above my pay grade. Do it in Be Practically Adequate, then we can talk.
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It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.
@Gina I'm more concerned that Clippy seems to have retained an attorney. ;o)
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It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.
@Gina Kids using obsolete filesystems like FAT12 is contributing to the child obesity crisis!
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It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.
@Gina I started at FAT16
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It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.
@Gina Looks like you're writing to your daughter. Remember to act like you're her age now, but with money. Invite her to a bar! Tell her how your new girlfriend reminds you of her.
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Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.
@Gina That is oddly specific...
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It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.
@Gina This is the winner fr
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It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.
@Gina The struggle is real sistah!
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Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.
@Gina Wait, I thought that WAS his(?) default persona?! 🫠
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Clipped by a bad wedding knot
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Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.
@Gina reminds me of the wait wait don’t tell me bit “Clippy must die” https://youtu.be/NxcmoLKVd60?t=143&si=Mtv_CwPkrQeOFRo3
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It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.
@Gina fucking fire
