<![CDATA[Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.]]>Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/586775ec-71b3-45e5-8632-63e334e91c32/petition-to-bring-clippy-back-but-give-it-slightly-alcoholic-divorced-dad-attitude.RSS for NodeWed, 08 Apr 2026 11:56:41 GMTWed, 01 Apr 2026 16:20:09 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:48:12 GMT]]>@Gina

the internet is so fabulous...i searched "drunk depressed clippy" and what do u know, it delivered!!

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]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115736792646413589/statuses/116330941164634745https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115736792646413589/statuses/116330941164634745Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:48:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:45:46 GMT]]>@Gina fucking fire 😄

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/kookie/statuses/116330931565300153https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaosfem.tw/users/kookie/statuses/116330931565300153Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:45:46 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:37:09 GMT]]>@Gina reminds me of the wait wait don’t tell me bit “Clippy must die” https://youtu.be/NxcmoLKVd60?t=143&si=Mtv_CwPkrQeOFRo3

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/MakeAppPie/statuses/116330897692785374https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://techhub.social/users/MakeAppPie/statuses/116330897692785374Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:37:09 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:37:03 GMT]]>@cdecc31c6d9406e9a7d6b0067412aa661d9d31c8035c3fd65c06301d1cac3b92
Clipped by a bad wedding knot
@Gina

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/AAMfP/statuses/116330897340036255https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/AAMfP/statuses/116330897340036255Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:37:03 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:12:54 GMT]]>@Gina Wait, I thought that WAS his(?) default persona?! 🫠

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/ftranschel/statuses/116330802342225365https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://norden.social/users/ftranschel/statuses/116330802342225365Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:12:54 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:07:00 GMT]]>@Gina The struggle is real sistah!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kinkycats.org/users/Jaimieserotica/statuses/116330779148027993https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://kinkycats.org/users/Jaimieserotica/statuses/116330779148027993Wed, 01 Apr 2026 18:07:00 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:37:31 GMT]]>@Gina This is the winner fr

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/hazelweakly/statuses/116330663239037861https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/hazelweakly/statuses/116330663239037861Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:37:31 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:26:37 GMT]]>@Gina That is oddly specific...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beautifullosers.org/users/wenslauw/statuses/116330620350625540https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beautifullosers.org/users/wenslauw/statuses/116330620350625540Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:26:37 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:25:58 GMT]]>@Gina Looks like you're writing to your daughter. Remember to act like you're her age now, but with money. Invite her to a bar! Tell her how your new girlfriend reminds you of her.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.cologne/users/kolya/statuses/116330617790161165https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.cologne/users/kolya/statuses/116330617790161165Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:25:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:20:33 GMT]]>@Gina I started at FAT16 😭

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/to/statuses/116330596470272371https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/to/statuses/116330596470272371Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:20:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:20:12 GMT]]>@Gina Kids using obsolete filesystems like FAT12 is contributing to the child obesity crisis!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.seabass.systems/users/seabass/statuses/01KN50YNMJQEVA9PGZRKR59ANKhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.seabass.systems/users/seabass/statuses/01KN50YNMJQEVA9PGZRKR59ANKWed, 01 Apr 2026 17:20:12 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:11:25 GMT]]>@Gina I'm more concerned that Clippy seems to have retained an attorney. ;o)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/yakkoj/statuses/116330560598646592https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/yakkoj/statuses/116330560598646592Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:11:25 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:08:05 GMT]]>@Gina Excel? Meh, above my pay grade. Do it in Be Practically Adequate, then we can talk.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/icecolbeveridge/statuses/116330547510155266https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mathstodon.xyz/users/icecolbeveridge/statuses/116330547510155266Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:08:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:06:36 GMT]]>@Gina

Mate, I'm still 27 and I've almost always been fat for my whole life

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://polyglot.city/users/anominominominous/statuses/116330541619729336https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://polyglot.city/users/anominominominous/statuses/116330541619729336Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:06:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:03:22 GMT]]>@Gina 🔥

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/users/neil/statuses/116330528901645482https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/users/neil/statuses/116330528901645482Wed, 01 Apr 2026 17:03:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:59:48 GMT]]>It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/Gina/statuses/116330514938613580https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/Gina/statuses/116330514938613580Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:59:48 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:47:06 GMT]]>It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/Gina/statuses/116330464954560111https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/Gina/statuses/116330464954560111Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:47:06 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:46:34 GMT]]>It looks like you're deleting files. My lawyer calls that "a very bad idea right now."

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/Gina/statuses/116330462858393741https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/Gina/statuses/116330462858393741Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:46:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:40:39 GMT]]>@Gina

<wheels around Hans Gruber style> I am making an EXCEPTIONAL spreadsheet and since I'm capable of killing you with Task Manager, you should be more polite.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/tezoatlipoca/statuses/116330439637014953https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/tezoatlipoca/statuses/116330439637014953Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:40:39 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:38:01 GMT]]>@Gina been there, don't sweat it.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116094913903247721/statuses/116330429233913466https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/ap/users/116094913903247721/statuses/116330429233913466Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:38:01 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:31:38 GMT]]>@lukasrotermund I would unironically love that 🥲

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/Gina/statuses/116330404161934142https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/Gina/statuses/116330404161934142Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:31:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:30:20 GMT]]>@Gina I would sign for Pipey

> It looks like you want to compress a movie file. Can I help? You know, with Piep Piper's revolutionary neural-network-optimized-sharded data distribution system, it's just six clicks away!

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/lukasrotermund/statuses/116330399027998951https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://social.tchncs.de/users/lukasrotermund/statuses/116330399027998951Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:30:20 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:30:08 GMT]]>It looks like you're writing an email you'll regret. I can help with that.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/Gina/statuses/116330398276440052https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/Gina/statuses/116330398276440052Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:30:08 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude. on Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:29:45 GMT]]>It looks like you're making a budget spreadsheet. Yeah, me too, buddy.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/Gina/statuses/116330396733592303https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://fosstodon.org/users/Gina/statuses/116330396733592303Wed, 01 Apr 2026 16:29:45 GMT