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Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.

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  • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

    Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.

    lukasrotermund@social.tchncs.deL This user is from outside of this forum
    lukasrotermund@social.tchncs.deL This user is from outside of this forum
    lukasrotermund@social.tchncs.de
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    @Gina I would sign for Pipey

    > It looks like you want to compress a movie file. Can I help? You know, with Piep Piper's revolutionary neural-network-optimized-sharded data distribution system, it's just six clicks away!

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    • lukasrotermund@social.tchncs.deL lukasrotermund@social.tchncs.de

      @Gina I would sign for Pipey

      > It looks like you want to compress a movie file. Can I help? You know, with Piep Piper's revolutionary neural-network-optimized-sharded data distribution system, it's just six clicks away!

      gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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      @lukasrotermund I would unironically love that 🥲

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      • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

        Hi, you should probably save your work or you'll lose everything, like me.

        notasnek@infosec.exchangeN This user is from outside of this forum
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        #10

        @Gina been there, don't sweat it.

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        • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

          It looks like you're making a budget spreadsheet. Yeah, me too, buddy.

          tezoatlipoca@mas.toT This user is from outside of this forum
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          @Gina

          <wheels around Hans Gruber style> I am making an EXCEPTIONAL spreadsheet and since I'm capable of killing you with Task Manager, you should be more polite.

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          • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

            It looks like you're writing an email you'll regret. I can help with that.

            gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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            #12

            It looks like you're deleting files. My lawyer calls that "a very bad idea right now."

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            • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

              It looks like you're deleting files. My lawyer calls that "a very bad idea right now."

              gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
              gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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              #13

              It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.

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              • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.

                gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
                gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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                #14

                It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN anominominominous@polyglot.cityA seabass@social.seabass.systemsS to@hachyderm.ioT kolya@social.cologneK 8 Replies Last reply
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                • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                  It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                  neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN This user is from outside of this forum
                  neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN This user is from outside of this forum
                  neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk
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                  #15

                  @Gina 🔥

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                  • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                    It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                    anominominominous@polyglot.cityA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #16

                    @Gina

                    Mate, I'm still 27 and I've almost always been fat for my whole life

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                    • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                      It looks like you're making a budget spreadsheet. Yeah, me too, buddy.

                      icecolbeveridge@mathstodon.xyzI This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #17

                      @Gina Excel? Meh, above my pay grade. Do it in Be Practically Adequate, then we can talk.

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                      • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                        It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.

                        yakkoj@fosstodon.orgY This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #18

                        @Gina I'm more concerned that Clippy seems to have retained an attorney. ;o)

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                        • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                          It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                          seabass@social.seabass.systemsS This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @Gina Kids using obsolete filesystems like FAT12 is contributing to the child obesity crisis!

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                          • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                            It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                            to@hachyderm.ioT This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @Gina I started at FAT16 😭

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                            • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                              It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                              kolya@social.cologneK This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @Gina Looks like you're writing to your daughter. Remember to act like you're her age now, but with money. Invite her to a bar! Tell her how your new girlfriend reminds you of her.

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                              • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                                Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.

                                wenslauw@beautifullosers.orgW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #22

                                @Gina That is oddly specific...

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                                • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                                  It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                                  hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @Gina This is the winner fr

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                                  • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                                    It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                                    jaimieserotica@kinkycats.orgJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #24

                                    @Gina The struggle is real sistah!

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                                    • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                                      Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.

                                      ftranschel@norden.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #25

                                      @Gina Wait, I thought that WAS his(?) default persona?! 🫠

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                                        #26

                                        @cdecc31c6d9406e9a7d6b0067412aa661d9d31c8035c3fd65c06301d1cac3b92
                                        Clipped by a bad wedding knot
                                        @Gina

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                                        • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                                          Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.

                                          makeapppie@techhub.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @Gina reminds me of the wait wait don’t tell me bit “Clippy must die” https://youtu.be/NxcmoLKVd60?t=143&si=Mtv_CwPkrQeOFRo3

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