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Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.

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  • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

    Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.

    gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
    gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
    gina@fosstodon.org
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    #4

    Hi, you should probably save your work or you'll lose everything, like me.

    rysiek@mstdn.socialR gina@fosstodon.orgG notasnek@infosec.exchangeN 3 Replies Last reply
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    • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

      Hi, you should probably save your work or you'll lose everything, like me.

      rysiek@mstdn.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
      rysiek@mstdn.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
      rysiek@mstdn.social
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      #5

      @Gina ouch

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      • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

        Hi, you should probably save your work or you'll lose everything, like me.

        gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
        gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
        gina@fosstodon.org
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        #6

        It looks like you're making a budget spreadsheet. Yeah, me too, buddy.

        gina@fosstodon.orgG tezoatlipoca@mas.toT icecolbeveridge@mathstodon.xyzI 3 Replies Last reply
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        • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

          It looks like you're making a budget spreadsheet. Yeah, me too, buddy.

          gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
          gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
          gina@fosstodon.org
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          #7

          It looks like you're writing an email you'll regret. I can help with that.

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          • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

            Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.

            lukasrotermund@social.tchncs.deL This user is from outside of this forum
            lukasrotermund@social.tchncs.deL This user is from outside of this forum
            lukasrotermund@social.tchncs.de
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            #8

            @Gina I would sign for Pipey

            > It looks like you want to compress a movie file. Can I help? You know, with Piep Piper's revolutionary neural-network-optimized-sharded data distribution system, it's just six clicks away!

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            • lukasrotermund@social.tchncs.deL lukasrotermund@social.tchncs.de

              @Gina I would sign for Pipey

              > It looks like you want to compress a movie file. Can I help? You know, with Piep Piper's revolutionary neural-network-optimized-sharded data distribution system, it's just six clicks away!

              gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
              gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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              #9

              @lukasrotermund I would unironically love that 🥲

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              • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                Hi, you should probably save your work or you'll lose everything, like me.

                notasnek@infosec.exchangeN This user is from outside of this forum
                notasnek@infosec.exchangeN This user is from outside of this forum
                notasnek@infosec.exchange
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                #10

                @Gina been there, don't sweat it.

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                • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                  It looks like you're making a budget spreadsheet. Yeah, me too, buddy.

                  tezoatlipoca@mas.toT This user is from outside of this forum
                  tezoatlipoca@mas.toT This user is from outside of this forum
                  tezoatlipoca@mas.to
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                  #11

                  @Gina

                  <wheels around Hans Gruber style> I am making an EXCEPTIONAL spreadsheet and since I'm capable of killing you with Task Manager, you should be more polite.

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                  • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                    It looks like you're writing an email you'll regret. I can help with that.

                    gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
                    gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
                    gina@fosstodon.org
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                    #12

                    It looks like you're deleting files. My lawyer calls that "a very bad idea right now."

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                    • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                      It looks like you're deleting files. My lawyer calls that "a very bad idea right now."

                      gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
                      gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #13

                      It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.

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                      • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                        It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.

                        gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
                        gina@fosstodon.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
                        gina@fosstodon.org
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                        #14

                        It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                        neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN anominominominous@polyglot.cityA seabass@social.seabass.systemsS to@hachyderm.ioT kolya@social.cologneK 8 Replies Last reply
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                        • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                          It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                          neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.ukN This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @Gina 🔥

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                          • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                            It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                            anominominominous@polyglot.cityA This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @Gina

                            Mate, I'm still 27 and I've almost always been fat for my whole life

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                            • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                              It looks like you're making a budget spreadsheet. Yeah, me too, buddy.

                              icecolbeveridge@mathstodon.xyzI This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @Gina Excel? Meh, above my pay grade. Do it in Be Practically Adequate, then we can talk.

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                              • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                                It looks like you're writing in all caps. My lawyer says that counts as a tone.

                                yakkoj@fosstodon.orgY This user is from outside of this forum
                                yakkoj@fosstodon.orgY This user is from outside of this forum
                                yakkoj@fosstodon.org
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                                #18

                                @Gina I'm more concerned that Clippy seems to have retained an attorney. ;o)

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                                • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                                  It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                                  seabass@social.seabass.systemsS This user is from outside of this forum
                                  seabass@social.seabass.systemsS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @Gina Kids using obsolete filesystems like FAT12 is contributing to the child obesity crisis!

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                                  • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                                    It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                                    to@hachyderm.ioT This user is from outside of this forum
                                    to@hachyderm.ioT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @Gina I started at FAT16 😭

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                                    • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                                      It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                                      kolya@social.cologneK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @Gina Looks like you're writing to your daughter. Remember to act like you're her age now, but with money. Invite her to a bar! Tell her how your new girlfriend reminds you of her.

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                                      • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                                        Petition to bring Clippy back, but give it slightly alcoholic divorced dad attitude.

                                        wenslauw@beautifullosers.orgW This user is from outside of this forum
                                        wenslauw@beautifullosers.orgW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #22

                                        @Gina That is oddly specific...

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                                        • gina@fosstodon.orgG gina@fosstodon.org

                                          It looks like you're formatting your drive in FAT32. Guess who else got FAT after 32.

                                          hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH This user is from outside of this forum
                                          hazelweakly@hachyderm.ioH This user is from outside of this forum
                                          hazelweakly@hachyderm.io
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                                          #23

                                          @Gina This is the winner fr

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