I made a personal pan retro for tonight's #monsterdon

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

"Could I just see it grow a little bit?"
I ship Minos & Daedelus. I hope these crazy kids can work it out.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Oooh! Okay I love this cave with giant columns. Great set. And skeletons too boot. I wonder what the rent is like.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Ask your parents to buy you the Hercules & Robot Hydra playset today kids.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

So the hydra only has three heads... is a robot... and is defeated with the medusa strategy? WTF?
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

On the green isle of Thera with it's three moons... WTF!? Is Thera on Saturn?
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Cool giant skull island. Herc why not just give up the quest and settle down with Circe on Skull Mountain and start a Horde.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Oh man Skeletor is down on his luck. He's just an Uber driver now.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza]

@strangefour Charon could be Skeletor, Herc could be Beast Man, and Circe basically already is Evil Lynn…

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

I have no fear. For fear is the little death that kills me over and over. Without fear I die but once.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Circe has a teleporter?
Is that a mammoth!?
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Make my mythical man GROOOOOW!!
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[neia@zoner.work]

@strangefour@retro.pizza We're gonna need a bigger Zord!

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

I think I just unlocked why I grew up loving the fanfic idea of reformed super villainesses as love interests for heroes...
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[eigen@mattstodon.panar.ooo]

@strangefour this honestly is a better He-Man movie than the Dolph Lundgren one…

#monsterdon

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

@eigen Yes but no. This is over all more fun, but lacks the amazing over the top fun of Skeletor.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[gblues@bolha.us]

@eigen @strangefour i disagree. The Skeletor on that movie was brilliant!

[eigen@mattstodon.panar.ooo]

@strangefour it's better than bad, it's good!

#monsterdon

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Herc is improvising, adapting, and overcoming his lack of flying horses.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Herc solves all his biggest problems by throwing shit into SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Eat it Thor! Herc traveled by throwing shit and hanging on as it flew first.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc