I made a personal pan retro for tonight's #monsterdon

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

On the green isle of Thera with it's three moons... WTF!? Is Thera on Saturn?
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Cool giant skull island. Herc why not just give up the quest and settle down with Circe on Skull Mountain and start a Horde.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Oh man Skeletor is down on his luck. He's just an Uber driver now.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[cocaine_owlbear@retro.pizza]

@strangefour Charon could be Skeletor, Herc could be Beast Man, and Circe basically already is Evil Lynn…

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

I have no fear. For fear is the little death that kills me over and over. Without fear I die but once.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Circe has a teleporter?
Is that a mammoth!?
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Make my mythical man GROOOOOW!!
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[neia@zoner.work]

@strangefour@retro.pizza We're gonna need a bigger Zord!

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

I think I just unlocked why I grew up loving the fanfic idea of reformed super villainesses as love interests for heroes...
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[eigen@mattstodon.panar.ooo]

@strangefour this honestly is a better He-Man movie than the Dolph Lundgren one…

#monsterdon

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

@eigen Yes but no. This is over all more fun, but lacks the amazing over the top fun of Skeletor.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[gblues@bolha.us]

@eigen @strangefour i disagree. The Skeletor on that movie was brilliant!

[eigen@mattstodon.panar.ooo]

@strangefour it's better than bad, it's good!

#monsterdon

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Herc is improvising, adapting, and overcoming his lack of flying horses.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Herc solves all his biggest problems by throwing shit into SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!!
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Eat it Thor! Herc traveled by throwing shit and hanging on as it flew first.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

The Colossus of Rhodes? Err Thera?
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[neia@zoner.work]

@strangefour@retro.pizza Colossuses are very popular these days!

#Monsterdon #Hercules1983

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Is that Sybil Danning's ass?
Oh it's the stable lady. Meh.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc

[strangefour@retro.pizza]

Is this who built the cyclopean architecture on the island? Some kinda one eyed man thing.
#Monsterdon #TheIncredibleHerc