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Why is figuring out the type of light bulb that goes with a given fixture such an enormous pain in the ass

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  • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ This user is from outside of this forum
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    Why is figuring out the type of light bulb that goes with a given fixture such an enormous pain in the ass

    jirikiha@raphus.socialJ wordshaper@weatherishappening.networkW bradr@infosec.exchangeB jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ 4 Replies Last reply
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    • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

      Why is figuring out the type of light bulb that goes with a given fixture such an enormous pain in the ass

      jirikiha@raphus.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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      @jalefkowit lightbulbs don't go there. Just ask any ER nurse!

      But seriously, standards aren't... standardized.
      Obligatory #XKCD
      https://xkcd.com/927/

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        @jalefkowit lightbulbs don't go there. Just ask any ER nurse!

        But seriously, standards aren't... standardized.
        Obligatory #XKCD
        https://xkcd.com/927/

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        @Jirikiha My XKCD siren just went off 🚨 🚨 🚨

        https://vmst.io/@jalefkowit/113227250643125805

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        • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

          Why is figuring out the type of light bulb that goes with a given fixture such an enormous pain in the ass

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          @jalefkowit I use this One Weird Trick to tell which type of bulb a fixture needs!

          I go to the hardware store and buy one bulb of every socket type except for a single weirdo socket type that nobody, including me, ever uses. Then when a bulb goes out I'm guaranteed that it's that singular type I *didn't* buy and since I know where exactly the thing I didn't buy is I can run out and get it really easily.

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          • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

            Why is figuring out the type of light bulb that goes with a given fixture such an enormous pain in the ass

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            @jalefkowit

            finally, in 2026, a funny light bulb joke

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              Why is figuring out the type of light bulb that goes with a given fixture such an enormous pain in the ass

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              There is track lighting in my living room that's too high up for me to reach with any ladder I have. One of the bulbs burned out.

              My electrician said he could replace it for me. I sent over pictures. He showed up with a bulb that was the wrong color temperature. No problem, he says, I'll take the burned-out one with me and order a correct replacement.

              Four weeks pass without him getting back to me. I finally give up and ask him to tell me what bulb I need so I can go buy one myself. He sends me a screenshot of an Amazon page. I take careful notes of everything about the bulb in the screenshot.

              Somehow I buy the wrong one anyway

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              • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                There is track lighting in my living room that's too high up for me to reach with any ladder I have. One of the bulbs burned out.

                My electrician said he could replace it for me. I sent over pictures. He showed up with a bulb that was the wrong color temperature. No problem, he says, I'll take the burned-out one with me and order a correct replacement.

                Four weeks pass without him getting back to me. I finally give up and ask him to tell me what bulb I need so I can go buy one myself. He sends me a screenshot of an Amazon page. I take careful notes of everything about the bulb in the screenshot.

                Somehow I buy the wrong one anyway

                fedward@distraction.partyF This user is from outside of this forum
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                @jalefkowit check your notes carefully. When I needed a specific component to repair our furnace a few years ago, I ordered the right part and the parts place sent a similar, but wrong one. The error was actually theirs and not mine.
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                • fedward@distraction.partyF fedward@distraction.party
                  @jalefkowit check your notes carefully. When I needed a specific component to repair our furnace a few years ago, I ordered the right part and the parts place sent a similar, but wrong one. The error was actually theirs and not mine.
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                  @fedward @jalefkowit Nnnnngh! I had this problem with a vent fan in the bathroom a few years back (also a keyboard for a ThinkPad now that I'm thinking of it).

                  *I* ordered the correct part, twice Amazon vendors sent the wrong item.

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                  • jalefkowit@vmst.ioJ jalefkowit@vmst.io

                    There is track lighting in my living room that's too high up for me to reach with any ladder I have. One of the bulbs burned out.

                    My electrician said he could replace it for me. I sent over pictures. He showed up with a bulb that was the wrong color temperature. No problem, he says, I'll take the burned-out one with me and order a correct replacement.

                    Four weeks pass without him getting back to me. I finally give up and ask him to tell me what bulb I need so I can go buy one myself. He sends me a screenshot of an Amazon page. I take careful notes of everything about the bulb in the screenshot.

                    Somehow I buy the wrong one anyway

                    20002ist@thepit.social2 This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @jalefkowit You can buy any of various telescoping poles with grabby ends designed expressly for getting at such high-up light bulbs (or, as they call them back home, lot bubs).

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                      @jalefkowit You can buy any of various telescoping poles with grabby ends designed expressly for getting at such high-up light bulbs (or, as they call them back home, lot bubs).

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                      @20002ist I tried that. The pole I wasted money on could not grab the bulb, and my tolerance for blindly buying poles until I find one that works is limited

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