My historian exwife scoffed (scoffed!) when I said sure, these might be ancient #fertility or holy symbols for women, but they were also definitely porn for (straight) men, too.
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My historian exwife scoffed (scoffed!) when I said sure, these might be ancient #fertility or holy symbols for women, but they were also definitely porn for (straight) men, too. And probably lesbians. As a WLW herself, one would think she might understand.
Seriously, how many teenage boys have drawn women with huge butts, massive breasts, and/or luscious thick thighs but almost no facial details? We cannot have changed that much in 30,000 years. If some sacred order of women in 25,000 BCE was crafting little holy sculptures of ultra-curvy, highly sexualized women's bodies, you know some teenage boys were sneaking into the shrine at night to take very non-holy glances at it.
#history #shitpost #venus #archaology #HornyTeenageBoys
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My historian exwife scoffed (scoffed!) when I said sure, these might be ancient #fertility or holy symbols for women, but they were also definitely porn for (straight) men, too. And probably lesbians. As a WLW herself, one would think she might understand.
Seriously, how many teenage boys have drawn women with huge butts, massive breasts, and/or luscious thick thighs but almost no facial details? We cannot have changed that much in 30,000 years. If some sacred order of women in 25,000 BCE was crafting little holy sculptures of ultra-curvy, highly sexualized women's bodies, you know some teenage boys were sneaking into the shrine at night to take very non-holy glances at it.
#history #shitpost #venus #archaology #HornyTeenageBoys
@guyjantic its quite possible. the modern equivalent might be someone who masturbates to healthcare textbooks?
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@guyjantic its quite possible. the modern equivalent might be someone who masturbates to healthcare textbooks?
@emily_rugburn Hm. Maybe. If healthcare textbooks had full-color images of nude women with large breasts and butts. These figurines had exaggerated primary and secondary sex characteristics.
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@emily_rugburn Hm. Maybe. If healthcare textbooks had full-color images of nude women with large breasts and butts. These figurines had exaggerated primary and secondary sex characteristics.
@guyjantic i mean, just in the sense that someone has access to something considered sexual, not necessarily exaggerated. the exaggerated aspect of the idols are to ensure fertility, particularly in groups where that type of body was *not* prevalent due to diet.
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@emily_rugburn Hm. Maybe. If healthcare textbooks had full-color images of nude women with large breasts and butts. These figurines had exaggerated primary and secondary sex characteristics.
@emily_rugburn well, there are generations of kids who have probably gotten off to underwear advertisements.
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@emily_rugburn well, there are generations of kids who have probably gotten off to underwear advertisements.
@guyjantic the montgomery wards catalog. absolutely.
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@guyjantic the montgomery wards catalog. absolutely.
@emily_rugburn Just realizing this went from the Venus of Willendorf to the Montgomery Wards catalog underwear section. I find this trajectory whimsical and great.
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@emily_rugburn Just realizing this went from the Venus of Willendorf to the Montgomery Wards catalog underwear section. I find this trajectory whimsical and great.
@guyjantic ohhhhh i think its my autism that lets me pull random factoids that seem unrelated into a cohesive narrative
