So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what

[scarlett@gamepad.club]

@jalefkowit I'm sure that I saw one

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

200 years from now putting out the lettuce will be a standard part of British parliamentary politics that no one will be able to explain

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@jalefkowit

it might get lost in the noise of the countless other parts of british parliamentary politics that no one can explain...

[msh@coales.co]

@jalefkowit I never thought I would see a time when Italy's government was more shelf-stable than Britain's but here we are

[tantramar@zeroes.ca]

@jalefkowit Ceremonial lettuce carried with gravitas into the House by the Sargeant-at-Arms, alongside the mace.

[silvermoon82@wandering.shop]

@tantramar @jalefkowit
The Sergeant At Brassica

[tantramar@zeroes.ca]

@silvermoon82 @jalefkowit It’s a four-day appointment. Five if left in the crisper drawer of the fridge.

[count_01@mastodon.social]

@jalefkowit That timeline may be pessimistic, given they still remember why the mayor is weighed after a year in office, and we know where that comes from 700 years on.

[lionelb@expressional.social]

@jalefkowit

Putting out the lettuce means dishing out cash bribes.

[jalefkowit@vmst.io]

@count_01 It was a joke