<![CDATA[So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what]]>So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/552bf0ae-c2c0-46cc-a892-41dfdac25556/so-have-they-put-the-lettuce-out-for-keir-starmer-yet-or-whatRSS for NodeFri, 15 May 2026 04:17:45 GMTWed, 13 May 2026 16:52:25 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what on Wed, 13 May 2026 17:11:50 GMT]]>@count_01 It was a joke

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/jalefkowit/statuses/116568379246123326https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/jalefkowit/statuses/116568379246123326Wed, 13 May 2026 17:11:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what on Wed, 13 May 2026 17:11:10 GMT]]>@jalefkowit

Putting out the lettuce means dishing out cash bribes.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://expressional.social/users/lionelb/statuses/116568376639677128https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://expressional.social/users/lionelb/statuses/116568376639677128Wed, 13 May 2026 17:11:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what on Wed, 13 May 2026 17:11:05 GMT]]>@jalefkowit That timeline may be pessimistic, given they still remember why the mayor is weighed after a year in office, and we know where that comes from 700 years on.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/count_01/statuses/116568376294535633https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/count_01/statuses/116568376294535633Wed, 13 May 2026 17:11:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what on Wed, 13 May 2026 17:08:50 GMT]]>@silvermoon82 @jalefkowit It’s a four-day appointment. Five if left in the crisper drawer of the fridge.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/tantramar/statuses/116568367443932545https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/tantramar/statuses/116568367443932545Wed, 13 May 2026 17:08:50 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what on Wed, 13 May 2026 17:07:29 GMT]]>@tantramar @jalefkowit
The Sergeant At Brassica

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/116568362138456250https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://wandering.shop/users/silvermoon82/statuses/116568362138456250Wed, 13 May 2026 17:07:29 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what on Wed, 13 May 2026 17:05:07 GMT]]>@jalefkowit Ceremonial lettuce carried with gravitas into the House by the Sargeant-at-Arms, alongside the mace.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/tantramar/statuses/116568352851953334https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://zeroes.ca/users/tantramar/statuses/116568352851953334Wed, 13 May 2026 17:05:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what on Wed, 13 May 2026 17:02:58 GMT]]>@jalefkowit I never thought I would see a time when Italy's government was more shelf-stable than Britain's but here we are

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://coales.co/users/msh/statuses/116568344418473807https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://coales.co/users/msh/statuses/116568344418473807Wed, 13 May 2026 17:02:58 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what on Wed, 13 May 2026 16:59:27 GMT]]>@jalefkowit

it might get lost in the noise of the countless other parts of british parliamentary politics that no one can explain...

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116568330547173691https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/paul_ipv6/statuses/116568330547173691Wed, 13 May 2026 16:59:27 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what on Wed, 13 May 2026 16:58:11 GMT]]>200 years from now putting out the lettuce will be a standard part of British parliamentary politics that no one will be able to explain

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/jalefkowit/statuses/116568325611619939https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/jalefkowit/statuses/116568325611619939Wed, 13 May 2026 16:58:11 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to So have they put the lettuce out for Keir Starmer yet or what on Wed, 13 May 2026 16:56:55 GMT]]>@jalefkowit I'm sure that I saw one

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gamepad.club/users/scarlett/statuses/116568320596767146https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://gamepad.club/users/scarlett/statuses/116568320596767146Wed, 13 May 2026 16:56:55 GMT