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A tale in 3 pictures.

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  • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

    A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

    #c #programming

    sigmasternchen@comfy.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #25

    @citizen428@chaos.social Oh oh-no...

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    • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

      A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

      #c #programming

      m3tti@functional.cafeM This user is from outside of this forum
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      #26

      @citizen428 if it works don't fix it i guess. Somehow it feels like react but without the reactivity ๐Ÿ˜„

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      • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

        A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

        #c #programming

        caschb@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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        #27

        @citizen428 Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

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        • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

          A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

          #c #programming

          notecharlie@social.bigcavemaps.comN This user is from outside of this forum
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          #28

          @citizen428 the C preprocessor is just m4 with marginally worse syntax. it was *designed* for this. (or more accurately, m4 was designed because someone else did this)

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          • phantasus@fedi.atP phantasus@fedi.at

            @overflo @citizen428 Kinky geeks wรคre mindestens mit Seilen. Das ist nur vanilla "kreativ".

            overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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            #29

            @phantasus @citizen428 ich erkenn doch Masochismus wenn ich ihn sehe.

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            • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

              A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

              #c #programming

              tilton@fursuits.onlineT This user is from outside of this forum
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              @citizen428 Yesssss, goooood

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              • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                #c #programming

                tess@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                tess@mastodon.social
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                @citizen428

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                • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                  A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                  #c #programming

                  ics@tau-ceti.spaceI This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @citizen428 @eniko Impressive! ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜

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                  • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                    A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                    #c #programming

                    jrose@social.belkadan.comJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #33

                    @citizen428 @joe Hey, guess what syntax the C preprocessor strips out for you?

                    Guess what syntax is really common in web pages? (and also property lists, where I first encountered this clash)

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                    • jrose@social.belkadan.comJ jrose@social.belkadan.com

                      @citizen428 @joe Hey, guess what syntax the C preprocessor strips out for you?

                      Guess what syntax is really common in web pages? (and also property lists, where I first encountered this clash)

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                      #34

                      @jrose @citizen428 to their credit, they did say it was a bad idea

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                      • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                        A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                        #c #programming

                        menos@todon.euM This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #35

                        @citizen428 @roskakori probably did this about 30 years ago ๐Ÿ˜‰

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                        • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                          A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                          #c #programming

                          gullevek@famichiki.jpG This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @citizen428 Himmel!

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                          • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                            A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                            #c #programming

                            tech_himbo@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @citizen428 this is based actually

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                            • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                              A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                              #c #programming

                              ruenahcmohr@infosec.exchangeR This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @citizen428 for GCC, add #define true 1

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                              • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                #c #programming

                                minego@pdx.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @citizen428 I suspect that the fact that my first reaction is "Oh, how do I get that?" says a lot about me. Probably not good things either.

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                                • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                  A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                  #c #programming

                                  fraca7@social.linux.pizzaF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @citizen428 This is magnificent and I *will* use it in production.

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                                  • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                    The horrors:

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                                    C preprocessor abuse

                                    C preprocessor abuse. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

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                                    Gist (gist.github.com)

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                                    @citizen428

                                    So, it's some kind of chtml...

                                    (you'll definitively want to put the ```#define HTML``` in a .h.tml file included by abuse.c)

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                                    • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                      A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                      #c #programming

                                      prlg@mastodon.onlineP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #42

                                      @citizen428 *points and snaps* Nord Theme.

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                                      • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                        A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                        #c #programming

                                        justin@ribeiro.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #43

                                        @citizen428 reminds me way way back in the late 1990s a long since defunct firm sold an e-commerce dev stack that they dubbed "WebC" that I recall was similarish conceptโ€”or crimes. Most definitely crimes. ๐Ÿคฃ

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                                        • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                          A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                          #c #programming

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                                          luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place
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                                          @citizen428 The fact you can jump off the window isn't a good reason to do it. And don't mention someone brave who did: they're on the ground floor, stupid.

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