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A tale in 3 pictures.

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  • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

    A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

    #c #programming

    caschb@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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    @citizen428 Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

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    • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

      A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

      #c #programming

      notecharlie@social.bigcavemaps.comN This user is from outside of this forum
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      #28

      @citizen428 the C preprocessor is just m4 with marginally worse syntax. it was *designed* for this. (or more accurately, m4 was designed because someone else did this)

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      • phantasus@fedi.atP phantasus@fedi.at

        @overflo @citizen428 Kinky geeks wäre mindestens mit Seilen. Das ist nur vanilla "kreativ".

        overflo@23.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
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        #29

        @phantasus @citizen428 ich erkenn doch Masochismus wenn ich ihn sehe.

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        • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

          A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

          #c #programming

          tilton@fursuits.onlineT This user is from outside of this forum
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          tilton@fursuits.online
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          @citizen428 Yesssss, goooood

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          • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

            A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

            #c #programming

            tess@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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            tess@mastodon.social
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            #31

            @citizen428

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            • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

              A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

              #c #programming

              ics@tau-ceti.spaceI This user is from outside of this forum
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              ics@tau-ceti.space
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              @citizen428 @eniko Impressive! 😳😍

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              • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                #c #programming

                jrose@social.belkadan.comJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                #33

                @citizen428 @joe Hey, guess what syntax the C preprocessor strips out for you?

                Guess what syntax is really common in web pages? (and also property lists, where I first encountered this clash)

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                • jrose@social.belkadan.comJ jrose@social.belkadan.com

                  @citizen428 @joe Hey, guess what syntax the C preprocessor strips out for you?

                  Guess what syntax is really common in web pages? (and also property lists, where I first encountered this clash)

                  joe@f.duriansoftware.comJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #34

                  @jrose @citizen428 to their credit, they did say it was a bad idea

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                  • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                    A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                    #c #programming

                    menos@todon.euM This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #35

                    @citizen428 @roskakori probably did this about 30 years ago 😉

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                    • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                      A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                      #c #programming

                      gullevek@famichiki.jpG This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #36

                      @citizen428 Himmel!

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                      • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                        A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                        #c #programming

                        tech_himbo@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #37

                        @citizen428 this is based actually

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                        • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                          A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                          #c #programming

                          ruenahcmohr@infosec.exchangeR This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #38

                          @citizen428 for GCC, add #define true 1

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                          • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                            A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                            #c #programming

                            minego@pdx.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @citizen428 I suspect that the fact that my first reaction is "Oh, how do I get that?" says a lot about me. Probably not good things either.

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                            • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                              A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                              #c #programming

                              fraca7@social.linux.pizzaF This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #40

                              @citizen428 This is magnificent and I *will* use it in production.

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                              • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                The horrors:

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                                C preprocessor abuse

                                C preprocessor abuse. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

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                                Gist (gist.github.com)

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                                #41

                                @citizen428

                                So, it's some kind of chtml...

                                (you'll definitively want to put the ```#define HTML``` in a .h.tml file included by abuse.c)

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                                • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                  A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                  #c #programming

                                  prlg@mastodon.onlineP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #42

                                  @citizen428 *points and snaps* Nord Theme.

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                                  • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                    A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                    #c #programming

                                    justin@ribeiro.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #43

                                    @citizen428 reminds me way way back in the late 1990s a long since defunct firm sold an e-commerce dev stack that they dubbed "WebC" that I recall was similarish concept—or crimes. Most definitely crimes. 🤣

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                                    • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                      A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                      #c #programming

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                                      #44

                                      @citizen428 The fact you can jump off the window isn't a good reason to do it. And don't mention someone brave who did: they're on the ground floor, stupid.

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                                      • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                        A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                        #c #programming

                                        aartaka@merveilles.townA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @citizen428 yes, that’s a thing I built my website on, at some point <https://aartaka.me/this-post-is-cpp.html> (migrated to ed(1) since then.)

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                                        • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                          A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                          #c #programming

                                          mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.orgM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #46

                                          @citizen428 ok, that’s a different kind of using cpp(1) as a webpage templating engine than what I did.

                                          Won’t escape, of course…

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