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A tale in 3 pictures.

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  • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

    A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

    #c #programming

    tech_himbo@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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    #37

    @citizen428 this is based actually

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    • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

      A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

      #c #programming

      ruenahcmohr@infosec.exchangeR This user is from outside of this forum
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      #38

      @citizen428 for GCC, add #define true 1

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      • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

        A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

        #c #programming

        minego@pdx.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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        #39

        @citizen428 I suspect that the fact that my first reaction is "Oh, how do I get that?" says a lot about me. Probably not good things either.

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        • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

          A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

          #c #programming

          fraca7@social.linux.pizzaF This user is from outside of this forum
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          #40

          @citizen428 This is magnificent and I *will* use it in production.

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          • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

            The horrors:

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            C preprocessor abuse

            C preprocessor abuse. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

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            Gist (gist.github.com)

            xilokar@mamot.frX This user is from outside of this forum
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            #41

            @citizen428

            So, it's some kind of chtml...

            (you'll definitively want to put the ```#define HTML``` in a .h.tml file included by abuse.c)

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            • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

              A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

              #c #programming

              prlg@mastodon.onlineP This user is from outside of this forum
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              #42

              @citizen428 *points and snaps* Nord Theme.

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              • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                #c #programming

                justin@ribeiro.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                #43

                @citizen428 reminds me way way back in the late 1990s a long since defunct firm sold an e-commerce dev stack that they dubbed "WebC" that I recall was similarish concept—or crimes. Most definitely crimes. 🤣

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                • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                  A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                  #c #programming

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                  luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place
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                  #44

                  @citizen428 The fact you can jump off the window isn't a good reason to do it. And don't mention someone brave who did: they're on the ground floor, stupid.

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                  • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                    A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                    #c #programming

                    aartaka@merveilles.townA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #45

                    @citizen428 yes, that’s a thing I built my website on, at some point <https://aartaka.me/this-post-is-cpp.html> (migrated to ed(1) since then.)

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                    • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                      A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                      #c #programming

                      mirabilos@toot.mirbsd.orgM This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #46

                      @citizen428 ok, that’s a different kind of using cpp(1) as a webpage templating engine than what I did.

                      Won’t escape, of course…

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                      • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                        The horrors:

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                        C preprocessor abuse

                        C preprocessor abuse. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

                        favicon

                        Gist (gist.github.com)

                        hannahk@floss.socialH This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #47

                        @citizen428 Glorious

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                        • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                          A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                          #c #programming

                          thepolishdispatch@mstdn.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #48

                          @citizen428 chef's kiss

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                          • tea@chaos.socialT tea@chaos.social

                            @citizen428 reminds me of the horrors me and @friz64 were up to, also serving an entire web page from an ESP32 as one big string iirc, base64 encoded images and all.

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                            @tea @citizen428 @friz64 reminded of tue gbs-control building a webpage into a byte array and spitting it out at runtime, as well as saving and loading files in a flash filesystem
                            and the gazillion associated race conditions
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                            • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                              A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                              #c #programming

                              malwareminigun@infosec.exchangeM This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #50

                              @citizen428 This is extra bad because cpp isn't specified in a way you can necessarily cough up matching text and different compilers resolve that problem in their preprocessed output in different ways...

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                              • crazyeddie@mastodon.socialC crazyeddie@mastodon.social

                                @Lemmus @citizen428 https://github.com/crazy-eddie/arduino_modern/blob/capacities/include/hardware/chip/atmega328p.hpp

                                adrianvovk@fosstodon.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @crazyeddie @Lemmus @citizen428 The HTML thing is mostly fine. The macros are being used basically as intended.

                                But this.......

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                                • wonka@chaos.socialW wonka@chaos.social

                                  Looks a bit like perlcgi.

                                  @Lemmus @citizen428

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                                  @wonka @Lemmus I did (do?) have a soft spot for Perl 🙂

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                                  • crazyeddie@mastodon.socialC crazyeddie@mastodon.social

                                    @Lemmus @citizen428 https://github.com/crazy-eddie/arduino_modern/blob/capacities/include/hardware/chip/atmega328p.hpp

                                    citizen428@chaos.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #53

                                    @crazyeddie @Lemmus Is there a word for the combination of impressed and revolted? Because I definitely feel imvolted after seeing this 😉

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                                    • necrophcodr@layer8.spaceN necrophcodr@layer8.space

                                      @citizen428 some slight modifications, and you can use cpp -E + that to make a static site generator using the preprocessor.

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                                      @necrophcodr Funny you'd say that, because this (`clang -I. -P -E`) but in another context is how this little side quest started.

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                                      • phantasus@fedi.atP phantasus@fedi.at

                                        @leyrer @citizen428 I would say finally that the C pre-processor is nearing the realm of the mighty lisp macro systems.

                                        citizen428@chaos.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #55

                                        @phantasus @leyrer If only. But nothing is stopping you from running a custom preprocessor like m4 as part of the build system. Though that seemed like overkill for what was supposed to be a half hour diversion.

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                                        • hannahk@floss.socialH hannahk@floss.social

                                          @citizen428 Glorious

                                          citizen428@chaos.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #56

                                          @hannahk The things we do to avoid actual work, eh? 🙂

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