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A tale in 3 pictures.

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  • tea@chaos.socialT tea@chaos.social

    @citizen428 reminds me of the horrors me and @friz64 were up to, also serving an entire web page from an ESP32 as one big string iirc, base64 encoded images and all.

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    @tea @citizen428 @friz64 others do the same using ConfigMaps ... 🫒

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    • raymaccarthy@mastodon.ieR raymaccarthy@mastodon.ie

      @citizen428
      Macros are a really bad idea that should never be used in C. They are unfortunately needed in Assembler, but assembler, other than to boot strap a compiler is not needed for the last 30 years. Not even on microcontrollers (see Forth and JAL).

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      @raymaccarthy @citizen428 Forth ... πŸ‘

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      • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

        A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

        #c #programming

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        @citizen428 I did this with rust before!

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        • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

          A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

          #c #programming

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          @citizen428 old and busted: php as a c preprocessorΒΉ

          hot and new: c preprocessor as a php

          ΒΉ https://stackoverflow.com/questions/396644/replacements-for-the-c-preprocessor/16256052#16256052

          Edit: Originalquelle verlinkt

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          • lemmus@social.vivaldi.netL lemmus@social.vivaldi.net

            @citizen428 I once did something not quite dissimilar with Forth and CGI scripts. I think this is fine! ;-D

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            @Lemmus @citizen428 https://github.com/crazy-eddie/arduino_modern/blob/capacities/include/hardware/chip/atmega328p.hpp

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            • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

              A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

              #c #programming

              sigmasternchen@comfy.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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              @citizen428@chaos.social Oh oh-no...

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              • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                #c #programming

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                @citizen428 if it works don't fix it i guess. Somehow it feels like react but without the reactivity πŸ˜„

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                • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                  A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                  #c #programming

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                  @citizen428 Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should

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                  • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                    A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                    #c #programming

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                    @citizen428 the C preprocessor is just m4 with marginally worse syntax. it was *designed* for this. (or more accurately, m4 was designed because someone else did this)

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                    • phantasus@fedi.atP phantasus@fedi.at

                      @overflo @citizen428 Kinky geeks wΓ€re mindestens mit Seilen. Das ist nur vanilla "kreativ".

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                      @phantasus @citizen428 ich erkenn doch Masochismus wenn ich ihn sehe.

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                      • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                        A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                        #c #programming

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                        @citizen428 Yesssss, goooood

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                        • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                          A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                          #c #programming

                          tess@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @citizen428

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                          • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                            A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                            #c #programming

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                            @citizen428 @eniko Impressive! 😳😍

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                            • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                              A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                              #c #programming

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                              @citizen428 @joe Hey, guess what syntax the C preprocessor strips out for you?

                              Guess what syntax is really common in web pages? (and also property lists, where I first encountered this clash)

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                              • jrose@social.belkadan.comJ jrose@social.belkadan.com

                                @citizen428 @joe Hey, guess what syntax the C preprocessor strips out for you?

                                Guess what syntax is really common in web pages? (and also property lists, where I first encountered this clash)

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                                @jrose @citizen428 to their credit, they did say it was a bad idea

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                                • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                  A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                  #c #programming

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                                  @citizen428 @roskakori probably did this about 30 years ago πŸ˜‰

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                                  • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                    A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                    #c #programming

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                                    @citizen428 Himmel!

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                                    • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                      A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                      #c #programming

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                                      @citizen428 this is based actually

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                                      • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                        A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                        #c #programming

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                                        @citizen428 for GCC, add #define true 1

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                                        • citizen428@chaos.socialC citizen428@chaos.social

                                          A tale in 3 pictures. In which our hero wonders if he can and doesn't stop to ask if he should.

                                          #c #programming

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                                          @citizen428 I suspect that the fact that my first reaction is "Oh, how do I get that?" says a lot about me. Probably not good things either.

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