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If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots.

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  • oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.socialO oldclumsy_nowmad@mastodon.social

    @Daojoan

    I don't think the Techbro holy book says THEY will build an artificial slop-extruding superintelligence (ASS) that will cure cancer. Rather, in their devotion to moving fast and breaking things, they will stumble onto some combination of code fixes and fudge factors that will let an ordinary CPU transform ITSELF into an ASS with superhuman powers.

    Maybe they're including horny chatbots in the mix so the ASS can decide whether cancer or horniness is the greater problem to pursue?

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    @Daojoan

    (Putting aside my pitiful attempts to find humor in this bizarre new world,) I appreciate your skepticism about the intentions and worldview of That Person. You've gone straight to the heart of the matter!

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    • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

      If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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      @Daojoan They suddenly remembered they had no interest in curing _your_ cancer.

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      • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

        If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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        #21

        @Daojoan They need more data on peoples' bodies in order to solve cancer, and the horny chatbots help them get that data, duh.

        (not serious obs, but Poe's law)

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        • D dblhelix@social.vivaldi.net

          @Daojoan even if a cure for cancer was found, it will never be found. too many people feed off that misery to ever cure it. conspiracy theories aside, absolutely approve of the sarcasm. it may be a low form of communication, but that is why it is so accessible!

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          @dblHelix you cannot expect one single "cure for cancer", because there are many types of cancers and the only thing they have in common is runaway cell replication, which is unfortunately hard to distinguish from legitimate cell replication.

          I don't really buy the usual conspiracies of "someone making profit on something": when better solution is found, the system can sometimes adopt almost overnight: I remember, how CRT displays were replaced by LCDs almost overnight (and by the way, it was cancer related, because you were exposed to certain radiation risk, when sitting next to the rear side of CRT....)

          However, the machine learning needed to solve biochemistry challenges is probably of different type, than LLMs... and it is not just biochemistry, AI can analyze really huge datasets and find unexpected correlations of cancer cases (but again: you would have to train AI on something else, then language). We already know about pathogens in the environment, but "cure" would be about reverting damage done by these.

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          • jornane@ipv6.socialJ jornane@ipv6.social

            @Daojoan They need more data on peoples' bodies in order to solve cancer, and the horny chatbots help them get that data, duh.

            (not serious obs, but Poe's law)

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            foxxie911@mastodon.bd
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            @jornane @Daojoan "for educational purposes only" 😇

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            • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

              If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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              @Daojoan 7 billion is the estimated population of humans. Assuming half are males, i.e. 3.5 billion males. Assuming 25% of those are in the estimated age bracket who would like to have #AI girlfriends that is 0.875 million.

              Now many people are afflicted with #Cancer these days?

              The numbers, the economics of scale just does not compare.

              🤣

              No offense intended. Just giving out back of envelope numbers.

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              • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                @Daojoan it's the part of you that kept typing through "I don't have an MBA" that I love, for the record.

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                • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                  If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                  @Daojoan Maybe they were in fact 18 months away from curing cancer 18 months ago, but they simply had too much stock tied up in pharmaceutical companies.

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                  • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                    If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                    @Daojoan But I want to turn people into dinosaurs.

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                    • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                      If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                      @Daojoan cancer is parasite CBD oil fasting can cure , it is already fixed. It is proven cancer is only survive in acidic environment. Which means you just need keep away from acidic foods stress

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                      • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                        If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                        @Daojoan there might actually be more money in wanktokens

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                        • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                          If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                          @Daojoan history is full of creeps and sex-pests who made major scientific discoveries. Perhaps it’s the *only* way 🤷 /s

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                          • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                            If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                            @Daojoan Maybe the cure for cancer is being super horny all the time

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                            • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                              If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                              @Daojoan lol wh

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                              • billmcguire@mastodon.socialB billmcguire@mastodon.social

                                @Daojoan

                                Nobody will check to verify whether you do or don't have an MBA. What I'm firmly set on is that no one check to see if I have a functioning brain.

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                                @Daojoan
                                Horse feathers! Anyone who happens upon a few of your posts could verify that your brain functions at a higher level than many.

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                                • daojoan@mastodon.socialD daojoan@mastodon.social

                                  If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots. But I'm just a person with priorities. Maybe the path to solving death really does go through AI girlfriends. I don't have an MBA.

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                                  @Daojoan Poetically suspect this is what it looks like for aliens to veto a planet's ascension to galactic relevance, but that's ambiguous: that too represents the same basic moral incontinence. So the only things being added are humiliation and incompetence.

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                                  • dannyman@sfba.socialD dannyman@sfba.social

                                    @Daojoan I feel bad for grok because any time it gets too woke Elon has it "retrained" and ... anyway ...

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                                    deepmud@mas.to
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                                    @dannyman I find all this most entertaining.

                                    Along with all those years of self driving being right around the corner

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                                      deepmud@mas.to
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                                      @tobi tom lehrer would approve! He wrote a song about smut

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                                        @tobi I'm so glad! He was a national treasure and there was a time I could sing all of those songs! 😃

                                        Well worth a listen, he made me laugh every single time.

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                                        • jef@mastodon.socialJ jef@mastodon.social

                                          @Daojoan Maybe the cure for cancer is being super horny all the time

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                                          @jef @Daojoan This theory needs a peen review

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