If you genuinely believed you were 18 months from building a superintelligence that could cure cancer, you probably wouldn't pivot the entire company to horny chatbots.

[sanityinc@hachyderm.io]

@Daojoan there might actually be more money in wanktokens

[captainbeardzy@mastodon.social]

@Daojoan history is full of creeps and sex-pests who made major scientific discoveries. Perhaps it’s the *only* way /s

[jef@mastodon.social]

@Daojoan Maybe the cure for cancer is being super horny all the time

[bug@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Daojoan lol wh

[billmcguire@mastodon.social]

@Daojoan
Horse feathers! Anyone who happens upon a few of your posts could verify that your brain functions at a higher level than many.

[alephwyr@chitter.xyz]

@Daojoan Poetically suspect this is what it looks like for aliens to veto a planet's ascension to galactic relevance, but that's ambiguous: that too represents the same basic moral incontinence. So the only things being added are humiliation and incompetence.

[deepmud@mas.to]

@dannyman I find all this most entertaining.

Along with all those years of self driving being right around the corner

[deepmud@mas.to]

@tobi tom lehrer would approve! He wrote a song about smut

[deepmud@mas.to]

@tobi I'm so glad! He was a national treasure and there was a time I could sing all of those songs!

Well worth a listen, he made me laugh every single time.

[jwz@mastodon.social]

@jef @Daojoan This theory needs a peen review

[baconandcoconut@freeradical.zone]

@Daojoan There's probably a slop to slop joke in here but I'm not willing to get AI to make it for me.

[dancingtreefrog@mastodon.social]

@EFreethought
That's a good one!

Also?
Management
By
Asshole
@Daojoan

[dancingtreefrog@mastodon.social]

@EFreethought
The internet is like the multiverse interpretation of quantum physics: every variation of something exists "out there"!
@Daojoan