One of the last methane-powered cows

[natasha_jay@tech.lgbt]

One of the last methane-powered cows.
Most cows are all electric now.

[roytoo@mstdn.social]

@Natasha_Jay
Cow: What is that crazy person is doing over there?

[richardwrightfan@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay
These burger chain ads are ridiculous lately

[luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Natasha_Jay Wait... No, I don't want to know where the recharge plug is.

[the_wub@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay But do electric cows dream of electric sheep?

[musiquenow@todon.eu]

@Natasha_Jay

[mikal@sfba.social]

@Natasha_Jay

They routinely start forest fires.

[cadusilva@bolha.one]

Isso é verdade, @Vitu?

[lemonlolita@calckey.world]

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
If only!

[pigworker@types.pl]

@Natasha_Jay At least this cow supports England!

[expatfree@social.vivaldi.net]

@Natasha_Jay this cow needs retrofitting

[ckure@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay these are the toots that the Fedi is built on

[numodular@c.im]

@Natasha_Jay Law of Inverse Proportion: feed that calf seaweed, for better future burping.

[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]

@Natasha_Jay

That’s so childish.

Fortunately, I’m in a childish mood this morning I think

[pg1958@mastodon.sdf.org]

@Natasha_Jay

[keithpjolley@discuss.systems]

@Natasha_Jay don't park your livestock next to a cybercow.

[goodlucksil@social.tchncs.de]

@the_wub @Natasha_Jay why would non-electric cows dream of non-electric sheep? It's like a dog dreaming of a beaver...

[zer0unplanned@friendica.rogueproject.org]

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @Natasha_Jay imagine all cows fart at he same time.

[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]

@zer0unplanned @Natasha_Jay

Cowmegeddon

[katzenberger@tldr.nettime.org]

@Natasha_Jay

Questionable progress, though. Milkers have merely exchanged singed eyebrows for tasered fingers.