One of the last methane-powered cows

[expatfree@social.vivaldi.net]

@Natasha_Jay this cow needs retrofitting

[ckure@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay these are the toots that the Fedi is built on

[numodular@c.im]

@Natasha_Jay Law of Inverse Proportion: feed that calf seaweed, for better future burping.

[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]

@Natasha_Jay

That’s so childish.

Fortunately, I’m in a childish mood this morning I think

[pg1958@mastodon.sdf.org]

@Natasha_Jay

[keithpjolley@discuss.systems]

@Natasha_Jay don't park your livestock next to a cybercow.

[goodlucksil@social.tchncs.de]

@the_wub @Natasha_Jay why would non-electric cows dream of non-electric sheep? It's like a dog dreaming of a beaver...

[zer0unplanned@friendica.rogueproject.org]

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @Natasha_Jay imagine all cows fart at he same time.

[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]

@zer0unplanned @Natasha_Jay

Cowmegeddon

[katzenberger@tldr.nettime.org]

@Natasha_Jay

Questionable progress, though. Milkers have merely exchanged singed eyebrows for tasered fingers.

[blehh@wehavecookies.social]

@Natasha_Jay extremely swag cow

[curiously@mastodon.au]

@Natasha_Jay wow that was close. What you're seeing is just the pilot light. That's the predatory flambé cow. Only known animal that cooks its pray. Fortunately they have poor eyesight, truely a luck escape for the photographer. . .

[psoutham@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay i see that cow and I have the same taste in hot sauce. ️

[jimclark@mastodontech.de]

@Natasha_Jay Rocketcow ... maybe the first cow landing on the moon ...

[vitu@masto.donte.com.br]

@cadusilva se tá na internet é real!

[zer0unplanned@friendica.rogueproject.org]

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @Natasha_Jay Methanodon

[0x0@hachyderm.io]

@Natasha_Jay