One of the last methane-powered cows

[richardwrightfan@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay
These burger chain ads are ridiculous lately

[luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Natasha_Jay Wait... No, I don't want to know where the recharge plug is.

[the_wub@mastodon.social]

@Natasha_Jay But do electric cows dream of electric sheep?

[musiquenow@todon.eu]

@Natasha_Jay

[mikal@sfba.social]

@Natasha_Jay

They routinely start forest fires.

[cadusilva@bolha.one]

Isso é verdade, @Vitu?

[lemonlolita@calckey.world]

@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
If only!

[pigworker@types.pl]

@Natasha_Jay At least this cow supports England!

[expatfree@social.vivaldi.net]

@Natasha_Jay this cow needs retrofitting

[ckure@infosec.exchange]

@Natasha_Jay these are the toots that the Fedi is built on

[numodular@c.im]

@Natasha_Jay Law of Inverse Proportion: feed that calf seaweed, for better future burping.

[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]

@Natasha_Jay

That’s so childish.

Fortunately, I’m in a childish mood this morning I think

[pg1958@mastodon.sdf.org]

@Natasha_Jay

[keithpjolley@discuss.systems]

@Natasha_Jay don't park your livestock next to a cybercow.

[goodlucksil@social.tchncs.de]

@the_wub @Natasha_Jay why would non-electric cows dream of non-electric sheep? It's like a dog dreaming of a beaver...

[zer0unplanned@friendica.rogueproject.org]

@GhostOnTheHalfShell @Natasha_Jay imagine all cows fart at he same time.

[ghostonthehalfshell@masto.ai]

@zer0unplanned @Natasha_Jay

Cowmegeddon

[katzenberger@tldr.nettime.org]

@Natasha_Jay

Questionable progress, though. Milkers have merely exchanged singed eyebrows for tasered fingers.

[blehh@wehavecookies.social]

@Natasha_Jay extremely swag cow

[curiously@mastodon.au]

@Natasha_Jay wow that was close. What you're seeing is just the pilot light. That's the predatory flambé cow. Only known animal that cooks its pray. Fortunately they have poor eyesight, truely a luck escape for the photographer. . .