#Meme #Humour

[christianrickert@23.social]

@cmconseils and measles outbreaks

[peterhuppertz@mstdn.social]

@cmconseils
I am so stealing this...

If you bought a motorcycle in the sixties, the manual would tell you how to adjust the valve tappets and the ignition timing.
If you buy a motorcycle today, the manual tells you to not drink the battery acid.*

*) infinitive split on purpose

[cdrikod@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils but he don't say all wrong : he said that beaf wins the elections ...

[dresstokilt@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils I live way too close to New Jersey to ever want flying cars.

I will never apologize for this joke.

[ferricoxide@blahaj.zone]

@FandaSin@social.linux.pizza @cmconseils@mastodon.social

There's lots of vids like that on YouTube. I was actually surprised that most of the hits were European incidents since most USians are fairly clueless about roundabouts and more places in the US are replacing N-way stopsign-controlled intersections with roundabouts.

[dougiec3@libretooth.gr]

@cmconseils
Sigh*

[gokushrm@mastodon.social]

@bit @cmconseils maybe someone tried to eat from that little window...

[trzyglow@mastodon.social]

@ferricoxide POLSKA GUROM!!

[kennethbousquet@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils Maybe the company doesn't want to get sued in case the customer has eaten the box and became ill.
Not as tasty with the box I guess...
In the movie 'District 9' they eat cat food with the metal container!
That box would be easy to digest I think.

[maddad@mastodon.world]

@cmconseils

[luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@AnguaDelphine @cmconseils Buying some stuff to be assembled the rule is that instructions are always beneath the last piece you're already assembling yourself.

[luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@srandista @cmconseils Nope, the note on mirrors appears here in Italy as well, on some cars. ‍️

[luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@unruly @benh @cmconseils I just fear what will be next depiction in row.

[luc0x61@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@Ypsilenna @cmconseils Rejoice, some pizza do, when you choose the wrong restaurant!

[martinvermeer@fediscience.org]

@unruly @benh @cmconseils Remembering the rake phase

[lampofgoat@mstdn.social]

@cmconseils bold of them to assume people read written instructions.

[sonofageorge@mstdn.ca]

@cmconseils I purchased some rodent poison a few weeks ago and it had on its label: "May contain nuts".

[graphical_ronin@dice.camp]

@cmconseils In our defense there was lead in EVERYTHING

[otagi@mastodon.cloud]

@cmconseils Yeah, we’re clearly in the timeline when Biff becomes president.