#Meme #Humour
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@cmconseils I dreamt the other night that you can make your driving license in flying cars. But only in Norway.
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@cmconseils Nope, I refuse to believe this message was intended for most people. They only added it here because they are genuinely concerned about Cookie Monster.
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@cmconseils Obviously this meme needed a big red circle or else we'd miss the joke due to illiteracy
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@cmconseils let't be frank tho. That kind of note is only on pizzas in the USA (same with the Objects in mirror are closer than they appear on the car mirrors)...
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social We do have flying cars though (and it's not just a "dumb Americans" capability).
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@cmconseils Where we're going the roads have all crumbled away.
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@cmconseils And there will be at least one Influencer who shows how to open the pizza box in the "coolest" way ever - preferably on Instagram
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@cmconseils Where we're going the roads have all crumbled away.
@khleedril
Where we're going the roads are littered with handbaskets
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@cmconseils and measles outbreaks
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@cmconseils
I am so stealing this...If you bought a motorcycle in the sixties, the manual would tell you how to adjust the valve tappets and the ignition timing.
If you buy a motorcycle today, the manual tells you to not drink the battery acid.**) infinitive split on purpose
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@cmconseils but he don't say all wrong : he said that beaf wins the elections ...
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@cmconseils I live way too close to New Jersey to ever want flying cars.
I will never apologize for this joke.
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@FandaSin@social.linux.pizza @cmconseils@mastodon.social
There's lots of vids like that on YouTube. I was actually surprised that most of the hits were European incidents since most USians are fairly clueless about roundabouts and more places in the US are replacing N-way stopsign-controlled intersections with roundabouts. -
@cmconseils
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@cmconseils Do some people think they need to stick a straw in there to eat the pizza?
@bit @cmconseils maybe someone tried to eat
from that little window... 
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social We do have flying cars though (and it's not just a "dumb Americans" capability).
@ferricoxide POLSKA GUROM!!
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@cmconseils Maybe the company doesn't want to get sued in case the customer has eaten the box and became ill.
Not as tasty with the box I guess...
In the movie 'District 9' they eat cat food with the metal container!
That box would be easy to digest I think.
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@AnguaDelphine @cmconseils Buying some stuff to be assembled the rule is that instructions are always beneath the last piece you're already assembling yourself.
