#Meme #Humour

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@cmconseils

This reminded me of this Kevin Smith short film.

- YouTube

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[bit@ohai.social]

@cmconseils Do some people think they need to stick a straw in there to eat the pizza?

[ypsilenna@mastodon.green]

@cmconseils So pizza isn't supposed to taste like a carton box? My entire life is a lie

/j obviously, lol

[ferricoxide@blahaj.zone]

@cmconseils@mastodon.social We do have flying cars though (and it's not just a "dumb Americans" capability).

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils I'd find eating the pizza before opening the box kinda impressive.

[ml@social.mitexleo.one]

@bit Probably. There must be some kind of history behind that instructions

[mjj@mstdn.dk]

@cmconseils About those hoverboards...

[unruly@mastodon.social]

@benh @cmconseils

#Homostupidus

[art_histories@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils I dreamt the other night that you can make your driving license in flying cars. But only in Norway.

[frugalgamer@snug.moe]

@cmconseils Nope, I refuse to believe this message was intended for most people. They only added it here because they are genuinely concerned about Cookie Monster.

[renard@equestria.social]

@cmconseils Obviously this meme needed a big red circle or else we'd miss the joke due to illiteracy

[srandista@mastodonczech.cz]

@cmconseils let't be frank tho. That kind of note is only on pizzas in the USA (same with the Objects in mirror are closer than they appear on the car mirrors)...

[grannydeanna@toot.community]

@cmconseils

[fandasin@social.linux.pizza]

@ferricoxide

Holly f**k! Driver survived it with non-life threatening injuries.🤯

@cmconseils

[khleedril@cyberplace.social]

@cmconseils Where we're going the roads have all crumbled away.

[foxontherun@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils And there will be at least one Influencer who shows how to open the pizza box in the "coolest" way ever - preferably on Instagram

[dlakelan@mastodon.sdf.org]

@khleedril
Where we're going the roads are littered with handbaskets
@cmconseils

[christianrickert@23.social]

@cmconseils and measles outbreaks

[peterhuppertz@mstdn.social]

@cmconseils
I am so stealing this...

If you bought a motorcycle in the sixties, the manual would tell you how to adjust the valve tappets and the ignition timing.
If you buy a motorcycle today, the manual tells you to not drink the battery acid.*

*) infinitive split on purpose

[cdrikod@mastodon.social]

@cmconseils but he don't say all wrong : he said that beaf wins the elections ...