@catsalad

Half the time I ended up in Waffle House in college I had no recollection on how I got there, I assumed I teleported.

@catsalad does a Denny's count? Or a Perkins?

@catsalad I'll be honest; it explains some things about high school.

@Viss @catsalad

right?

i can think of almost no technology that's been developed in the last few years that would improve my life as much as being able to transport to waffle house whenever i wanted...

@catsalad if go to wafflehouse and remember the details of the trip, you did it wrong

@catsalad
I sure wish I could teleport and save on gas! That lucky bastard.

@ElsaPreme @catsalad you DEFINITELY teleported.

@catsalad
only when they promise real maple syrup.

@moelassus @catsalad

I'm just saying it happens,ok!

@paul_ipv6 @Viss @catsalad

As long as I could teleport *back*
Closest one is 800 miles

@Viss @catsalad
I'd even accept teleporting to a Denny's at this point.

@FritzAdalis
There is a Denny's at a truck stop somewhere around Corning, CA, that I swear I've randomly teleported into before
@Viss @catsalad