I mean, who hasn't teleported to Waffle House at least once?

[gavi@bagel.ing]

@catsalad I know I have!

[gabz@social.lol]

@catsalad can you do that?

[viss@mastodon.social]

@catsalad fucking me. i wanna teleport to a waffle house!

[christopherbrown@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Sometimes. Sometimes I teleport to White Castle.

[lambdacalculus@masto.hackers.town]

@catsalad I teleported to Waffle House at 3:00 AM. Got me a Krabby Patty with Shadow the Hedgehog and then we fought Yaldabaoth together.

[elsapreme@chaosfem.tw]

@catsalad

Half the time I ended up in Waffle House in college I had no recollection on how I got there, I assumed I teleported.

[kwayk42@sechtor.social]

@catsalad does a Denny's count? Or a Perkins?

[gustodon@mas.to]

@catsalad I'll be honest; it explains some things about high school.

[paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange]

@Viss @catsalad

right?

i can think of almost no technology that's been developed in the last few years that would improve my life as much as being able to transport to waffle house whenever i wanted...

[h2onolan@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad if go to wafflehouse and remember the details of the trip, you did it wrong

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@catsalad
I sure wish I could teleport and save on gas! That lucky bastard.

[moelassus@mastodon.social]

@ElsaPreme @catsalad you DEFINITELY teleported.

[tjc_2@mastodon.social]

@catsalad
only when they promise real maple syrup.

[elsapreme@chaosfem.tw]

@moelassus @catsalad

I'm just saying it happens,ok!

[nlarson830@techhub.social]

@paul_ipv6 @Viss @catsalad

As long as I could teleport *back*
Closest one is 800 miles

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@Viss @catsalad
I'd even accept teleporting to a Denny's at this point.

[vxo@digipres.club]

@FritzAdalis
There is a Denny's at a truck stop somewhere around Corning, CA, that I swear I've randomly teleported into before
@Viss @catsalad