I’m gonna try this today and if it doesn’t taste like unicorn jizz I’ll be so disappointed.

[darrenhartland@caneandable.social]

@girlonthenet Oh fuck I nearly spat my coffee over my keyboard. Thanks for brightening up my morning lol

[cyb3rvix3n@kinkycats.org]

@girlonthenet
I wonder what's your reference for the taste of unicorn jizz

[arratoon@beige.party]

@girlonthenet If you imagine unicorn jizz to be strangely herbal you might be in for a treat.

[jaimieserotica@kinkycats.org]

@girlonthenet
I've never sucked a unicorn off so I wouldn't be able to tell if it did. Beginning to think I've wasted my life...

[maerlynofmiria@mastodon.stickbear.me]

@darrenhartland @girlonthenet Lollollollol! I'm so reminded of that business on Promo a couple years ago with crabby yelling cordova's fucking asshole.

[ahnlak@kavlak.uk]

@girlonthenet I mean if nothing else, it comes in an *excellent* sized bottle

[jamesb@fedi.duckduckpigeon.co.uk]

@ahnlak The neck is a bit too narrow. I will be taking no further questions. @girlonthenet

[bigtittybimbo@autonomous.zone]

@girlonthenet don't, it's so bad. Get yourself some good palinka from a bar!

[saxifraga@lgbtqia.space]

@girlonthenet Good luck with that – it's bloody awful!

[goingdownwithsundial@mastodon.social]

@Cyb3rVix3n I think it depends a little on your definition of unicorn

@girlonthenet

[notthelbcguy@mstdn.social]

@girlonthenet I am sorry for the discovery you are about to make 🫂

[meulop@mastodon.online]

@girlonthenet ... how would you know?

[kapellosaur@mstdn.social]

@girlonthenet It'd be bubble gum flavour, wouldn't it?

[girlonthenet@mastodon.social]

@jamesb my favourite flavour!

[girlonthenet@mastodon.social]

@kapellosaur im imagining more what it tastes like when you put one of every different Skittle in your mouth at once

[carto@mastodon.online]

@girlonthenet oh no. Oh no no no. You'll be doing pálinka next.

[internetsdairy@mastodon.art]

@girlonthenet Is it from farmed unicorns or the ethical kind (harvested from cumsocks foraged deep in the forest)

[kapellosaur@mstdn.social]

@girlonthenet Ah yeah! Unless the unicorn in question was selective about which colour of the rainbow they drank from

[cyb3rvix3n@kinkycats.org]

@GoingDownWithSundial
Well, that sounds interesting.
Tell me more
@girlonthenet

[goingdownwithsundial@mastodon.social]

@Cyb3rVix3n from my perspective, among other things, a unicorn can be the third person who joins a couple for sexy business